Trump Autobiography

[cullennz]

Same with the younger Bush and Bill Clinton tbf

 

[Thermal]

"Trump - How I achieved the hair, while being the bestest president evers" "Forward by Tucker Carlson and Roseanne Barr"

Isn't Ass-Backward more appropriate?

 

[figarot]

I will read the reviews but not the book itself.

 

[Vixen]

It'd be the funniest book ever. Rather like Don Trump Junior's tweet yesterday that Trump was now 'more admired' than Obama. Comedy gold.

 

[korenyx]

I'll read the flap of the dustjacket, for free, after the library gets it.

 

[zooterkin]

Will the printed edition retain the original colours of the crayons used to write it?

 

[cullennz]

It'd be the funniest book ever. Rather like Don Trump Junior's tweet yesterday that Trump was now 'more admired' than Obama. Comedy gold.

The weirdest point is so many still do care.

He is gone. Get over it.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

I'll wait for the tweet.

Seriously, the idea that he might write a book by himself seems comically unlikely. If he does, with help, then I shall not waste a minute in reading it. Instead I'll wait for an eager internet to share any morsels that are worth reading for their unintended comedy, audacious falsehood or staggering delusion.

 

[Norman Alexander]

According to Trump, he's already written this book and published it. It's at the top of the New York bestseller list right now!

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

Several of his ex staffers already wrote books of how his reign of blunders and tantrums went. I would trust those for accuracy over his version.

I imagine the first chapter would be his version of the SNL Frankenstein skits.
Instead of " fire bad! ". It would be " trump great!!! "

But it can't have too many big words in it or his " good people " will have trouble reading it.

He wants in on the gravy train, nothing else.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

He probably won't write it. I'm pretty sure all of "his" previous books have been ghostwritten.

You have doubt about these things?

He can barely speak at a 4th grade level, how would he possibly write an autobiography?

 

[bobdroege7]

I'd pinch it and throw it in a dumpster.

 

[Norman Alexander]

You have doubt about these things?

He can barely speak at a 4th grade level, how would he possibly write an autobiography?

He needs a sharpie to sign legislation, in lieu of a crayon presumably. But, of course, he can (two-thumbs??) type. So expect a biography as a collection of short, unrelated, whiny, misspelled tweets that cut off half way through the book when Twitter takes down his account.

 

[SteveAitch]

Get all the remaindered copies cheap and build a wall somewhere?

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Get all the remaindered copies cheap and build a wall somewhere?

No doubt future archeologists will find rooms full of Trump books when excavating former GOP offices.

 

[Retrograde]

It depends on who writes it

 

[Mumbles]

An autobiography? Why would anyone want his vainglorious coloring book?

Actually, I'm kidding, there are still fools that consider him honest, thoughtful, caring, or otherwise possessing positive character traits.

 

[Trebuchet]

No doubt future archeologists will find rooms full of Trump books when excavating former GOP offices.

Or just recent landlords!

 

[Norman Alexander]

Or just recent landlords!

Or quack New York doctors' rooms.

 

[rjh01]

He can write an autobiography. Very simple. Titled
"All my tweets" by D. Trump.