322 pages!! MegaLunacy. (or maybe MAGALunacy)
This is just awesome.
Jeffrey Cutler filed motion to intervene in Rudy's case that was just tossed out is 27 pages (of 322 for some reason) rambling on about the Ku Klux Klan committing murder aided by the [[FBI]]. Executive orders issued by Franklin Delano Roosevelt in 1942. The short baseball season as a violation of the Declaration of Independence. The translation of Hungarian words. Tigers not practicing social distancing. Bill Cosby stealing art work.
The complaint includes some things in [[brackets]] for some reason. And <ref> HTML tags for some reason. And a good mix of all caps, underlining, and bold text with many cases of
ALL THREE because judges love it when you help point things out like that.
You may be surprised to learn that this was file pro se. Shocking, I know.
Cutler was previously elected tax collector of East Lampeter Township. By one vote. No, no, no. I don't mean he got one more vote than his competitor. mean he only got one vote. His own.
Cutler wasn't even running for the office. He voted for himself as a write-in candidate. Tax collector used to be a common elected office. Most of that work got turned over to the counties. But some places still had elected tax collectors, so they technically still had to put it on the ballot. But usually nobody ran. Even if somebody did get elected, they resigned when they found out that it would actually be a lot of work for very little money.
There were 17 people who got one write-in vote. So it went to a drawing by lot. Cutler won.
You can expect how that turned out. He didn't timely turn over the money he collected, billed people twice, people who owed money were updated as fully paid, people fully paid were listed as delinquent and sent to collection agencies, etc. When people went to the office address on the notices to resolve these issues they found themselves talking to a confused storage facility manager who wasn't aware that this guy had set up his tax collection office in one of the storage units.
Cutler was eventually kicked out of office, which was followed by a never-ending flurry of lawsuits. He was successfully sued by the city for legal costs and lost revenue, which he refuses to pay.
To prevent something like this from happening again, the Republican party decide to put up an actual candidate for tax collector, who would then turn over responsibilities to the county. He easily won. But there were some write-in votes, including one for Bernie Sanders and one for Hillary Clinton...and one for Jeffrey Cutler.