Cont: The Trump Presidency: Part 26

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slyjoe said:
The meeting was with the Indonesian minister of maritime affairs. I thought the president normally met with heads of state?
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OMG I totally called it! He is going to end up in the ocean!!!

eta: or the idea for the next Trump success: a line of cruise ships! Flagged in Indonesia so he can evade US law. He'll buy up cruise ships cheap right now, then offer his followers floating Covid-ridden hotels where they can be in a bubble of likeminded idiots! They'll love that! And each ship will at some point get visited by Trump himself so they can hold a rally for him! Everybody wins: they get to bask in his glory, he gets their money and adulation, and then ten percent of them die from a plague they insist isn't a problem! There can be a blurb on the tickets not only indemnifying Trump from liability for death on board or due to plague-catching, but that the ticket buyer agrees to leave all their wealth and assets to Trump upon their decease!!
 
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timhau said:
...or at least ask an expert how to.
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Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if that's what behind all of Trump's problems.

"They said I'd have to deal with internal affairs, foreign affairs, maritime affairs, military affairs, affairs all over the place, and yet, I still haven't gotten laid once! Buncha liars!"
 
TragicMonkey said:
OMG I totally called it! He is going to end up in the ocean!!!

eta: or the idea for the next Trump success: a line of cruise ships! Flagged in Indonesia so he can evade US law. He'll buy up cruise ships cheap right now, then offer his followers floating Covid-ridden hotels where they can be in a bubble of likeminded idiots! They'll love that! And each ship will at some point get visited by Trump himself so they can hold a rally for him! Everybody wins: they get to bask in his glory, he gets their money and adulation, and then ten percent of them die from a plague they insist isn't a problem! There can be a blurb on the tickets not only indemnifying Trump from liability for death on board or due to plague-catching, but that the ticket buyer agrees to leave all their wealth and assets to Trump upon their decease!!
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Interestingly, in the world we currently inhabit, I give this scenario a good 50% chance of occurring. TM's creative "fiction" hews very close to reality when it comes to El Trumpo.
 
Horatius said:
He thought he was going to get to bang a mermaid.
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But what he doesn't know is that, like seahorses, mermaids leave the babies to the male to care for them. That alone will turn Trump off as he's never cared for anything but himself in his life.
 
Double whammy for Donnie this evening:
The Michigans GOP legislature leaders said after the meeting with Trump that the election results in Michigan will stand;
And Donnie Jr, aka Fredo, has Covid.
 
Well, Donnie could always hire a group of unemployed Mercanaires to attempt a Coup aks "The Dogs Of War".
 
dudalb said:
Double whammy for Donnie this evening:
The Michigans GOP legislature leaders said after the meeting with Trump that the election results in Michigan will stand;
And Donnie Jr, aka Fredo, has Covid.
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That's a bit harsh man, surely Jr is more like Sonny (Hot-headed and kind of stupid) and Eric is more Freddo (REALLY stupid and looked down on by the rest of the clan).
 
SezMe said:
There's a comment there saying Harris can't be the Veep because when the Constitution speaks about the President and Vice-President it uses the pronoun "he". (S)he must be on Trump's "Elite Strike Team" of lawyers.
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OANN: where the terminally stupid hang out together and feed off each other.
 
MarkCorrigan said:
That's a bit harsh man, surely Jr is more like Sonny (Hot-headed and kind of stupid) and Eric is more Freddo (REALLY stupid and looked down on by the rest of the clan).
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Donnie Jr got the nickname "Fredo" from others in the Trump White House after he blurted out information about the Trump Tower meeting between Russian BUsinessmen and Trump Campaign team execs, referencing Fredo's "Sure I know Johnny Ola" slip in Godfather 2.
Anyway, IMHO, time for Donnie Jr to go fishing....
 
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