TragicMonkey
Poisoned Waffles
Nah, Eric has it way, way worse. At least Jr. has been accepted by the MAGA crowd as an heir to trump (he's "written" two books all about triggering the libs).
Eric could do very well for himself if the next big Hollywood thing is weasels who are also vampires. Isn't there a YA series about that? If they make movies of that he'll be set for stardom. Although perhaps I'm not being entirely accurate here: although Eric looks like a weasel who is also a vampire, it's pretty clear he could never manage to actually bring down his own prey. Another weasel vampire would have to bring him some charity blood. Which he'd lap up, making soft cheeping noises. My god, that's adorable; to hell with politics, I think I just invented the next Twilight.