Belz...
Fiend God
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hello. May I speak to Julia?"
Me: "I'm sorry but there's no one named Julia at this number."
Caller: "Oh, I must have dialed the wrong number."
Me: "Very possible. Have a good evening."
Caller: "You, too. Thank you."
<click>
Me: "My, what a perfect phone call!"
I actually love it when that happens. You get to have an unplanned, pleasant conversation with someone. Sure beats the wrong number calls where the other person just hangs up on your when they realise their error.
Jackasses.
My most recent "perfect phone call".
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hi, I'm Susan from the debt forgiveness foundation..."
Me: "I forgive you, Susan".
<click>
Oh, here's mine, from a few years ago:
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hello, I'm calling on behalf of medium/psychic X. Would you--"
Me: "Yeah, I can see in your future that you're about to get hanged up on."
Caller: "Er, I--"
<click>
Me: "Didn't see that coming, did ya?"
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