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Penultimate Amazing
Possibility 1: they're all waiting in line to buy the new device which as we have been reliably assured has hit the market now, but the line is very long.
Possibility 2: they actually all got through the line, and bought the new device and brought it home and.... a: it did not work and they're embarrassed; b: it stopped working and their internet went dark; c: it blew up and obliterated them all.
Of course we should have learned by now that when a prophet fails, his followers are far more likely to double down on their belief than to abandon their investment, so if those two possibilities are out, the third is that we'll soon be treated to another thread predicting that soon, very soon, we'll see free energy generators hitting the market. Really. Soon.
Possibility 2: they actually all got through the line, and bought the new device and brought it home and.... a: it did not work and they're embarrassed; b: it stopped working and their internet went dark; c: it blew up and obliterated them all.
Of course we should have learned by now that when a prophet fails, his followers are far more likely to double down on their belief than to abandon their investment, so if those two possibilities are out, the third is that we'll soon be treated to another thread predicting that soon, very soon, we'll see free energy generators hitting the market. Really. Soon.