Cavemonster
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I'd say the simplest explanation is that he and his manager are lying. It requires the least number of people, the least number of events, etc.
If this is your standard, then the simplest explanation of just about ANY crime report would have to be that the report is a lie.
Alternatively, we might consider that if its a lie we would need a motivation for a lie which seems at least as presented, not to serve anybody's interests too well and would create a considerable risk. We would need at least a few additional events- a phone call coordinating the lie between him and his manager, the additional event and possibly additional people involved in the initial injuries. Aquisition of the noise and fluid. Some as yet undemonstrated thought process that this particular lie with such odd details would be a better cover up/attack on Trumpists/ whatever than a simpler and less falsifiable lie. That's a lot of stuff needed as compared to a pair of bigots.