White House Survivor

[dudalb]

Scoop: Ryan Zinke has notified the White House he intends to step down as interior secretary.

Concern about legal costs and scrutiny of his travel, political activity and potential conflicts of interest were factors in Zinke’s decision, I’m told.

Plan is to announce Wednesday.
6:00 AM - 15 Dec 2018 ​

Don't know how much he will save on legal costs. Out of office, he could still be indicted for a lot of what he has been accused of doing.
He is going t0 be lawyering up, that is for damn sure.

 

[dudalb]

Fake news! He's not groping the lamp.

Now Trump has even corrupted one of my favorite Christmas Movies....

 

[Stacyhs]

Now Trump has even corrupted one of my favorite Christmas Movies....

Maybe we could send Trump a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas.

 

[Trebuchet]

Maybe we could send Trump a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas.

He can't have mine!

 

[Regnad Kcin]

Donnie says of his new Chief of Staff:

Leg Lamp is a hell of a lamp! She'll do a TERRIFIC job. I've known her a long time. She's very bright and upstanding! Nothing shady about her for the Dems and FAKE NEWS to attack! They won't have a leg to stand on!
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Served in the army, I believe. Maj. A. Ward.

 

[Stacyhs]

Served in the army, I believe. Maj. A. Ward.

An immigrant originally from the Italian town of Fragile (pronounced Frah-jee-lay).

 

[PhantomWolf]

OK, who had Ryan Zinke in the deadpool? Congratulations! Your just won the $136,000 door prize!

That'd be me....

One of the three investigations into Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke has been referred to the DoJ by the The Office of Inspector General. Could be that we'll be soon seeing a Twitter about how nice a guy he is and how much good he did for the country from the dunce in chief.

Just add it to my month NASA Shill cheque...

 

[thaiboxerken]

Zinke lasted much longer that he should have considering his publicly exposed corruption.

 

[Foolmewunz]

Zinke lasted much longer that he should have considering his publicly exposed corruption.

Well, they probably put the Secretary of Everything on it and he was so busy routing his Saudi friends into his wife's hotel (300+ nights at top dollar) that he really didn't notice that Halliburton truck outside of Ryan's mother-in-law's place digging a new swimming pool or the Rockwell International crew constructing the new heliport.

 

[jimbob]

This Mulvaney business demonstrates in the starkest terms Trump's desperation to appoint as COS *any sentient creature* not requiring to be Shanghai'd in order to paper over the debacle surrounding Pence's boy.

Shurley shome mishtake.

Why would Trump want sentience? Senescence is so much more fitting.

 

[Craig4]

Zinke lasted much longer that he should have considering his publicly exposed corruption.

The guy at the EPA was taking all the attention for him.

 

[Craig4]

I see no word on the Bitch Queen of the Briefing leaving. I wonder if she just knows there's nowhere for her to go or if the stupid hag is a true believer.

 

[Trebuchet]

I see no word on the Bitch Queen of the Briefing leaving. I wonder if she just knows there's nowhere for her to go or if the stupid hag is a true believer.

Or Daddy is still holding the purse strings.

 

[a_unique_person]

Bolton is livid at Trumps withdrawal from Syria.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Bolton is livid at Trumps withdrawal from Syria.

Bolton is a very useful adviser: do the opposite of what he advocates, and you are probably doing the right thing.

 

[quadraginta]

Bolton is a very useful adviser: do the opposite of what he advocates, and you are probably doing the right thing.

The same is true of Trump.

This makes any disagreements between them rather interesting.

 

[d4m10n]

I see no word on the Bitch Queen of the Briefing leaving. I wonder if she just knows there's nowhere for her to go or if the stupid hag is a true believer.

George Conway objects to this characterization.

 

[alfaniner]

Mattis out, as of February.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Mattis out, as of February.

This game is called "White House Survivor". We are now down to the last 3 contestants - Miller, Bolton and the viewer's favourite, Trump.

Who will take out the coveted title and win ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!*

*Not including multi-billion-ruble bonuses.

 

[Stacyhs]

Was the classic Kellyanne Conway not included?