Cont: The Trump Presidency 11: Insert something funny

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JoeMorgue said:
Argue for more money for border control. Step up patrols and training. At least that would be pointless but make sense within its own pointlessness.
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No. Argue for more money to stabilize central American countries and provide support for the forces of democracy. Provide assistance to eliminate drug cartel's presence. In other words, remove the need to escape these **** holes. That would probably be cheaper than the stupid wall and would be a lasting solution rather than a bandage.
 
SezMe said:
Me, too. After all, nobody can walk and chew gum at the same time.
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The end of this line of thought, of course, is that if you call the police because your car's been stolen or your house burgled, then, of course, they should do nothing as there are unsolved murders.
 
quadraginta said:
This is the party which became outraged because of a tan jacket.

They seem easily riled up.
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Depending. Is it an R wearing the jacket or a D? With not all that much difference between the outrage there when it comes to older men preying on underage girls. If it's an R doing it, who cares? If it's a D doing it, they're the spawn of Satan and should be in prison for life.

Perhaps the truer answer here, though, can be found in an age old question. What does the Fox say?
 
lobosrul5 said:
Quite honestly, there is no immediate solution. In order to change the EC to a popular vote people in the smaller states will need to vote in legislatures willing to adopt and ratify a constitutional amendment.
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Not so. There is an effort to get the states to vote in the EC for the person who got the most votes in that state, If enough states agree that hold 270 votes in the EC, it's a done deal. The rest of the states can piss up a a rope but that approach is a) consistent with the constitution and requires no changes to the Constitution and b) creates a system where the winner of the popular vote by definition wins the EC.

I approve.
 
It's spreading.


WE ARE BUILDING THE FIRST NEW BORDER WALL IN A DECADE.

DHS is committed to building wall and building wall quickly. We are not replacing short, outdated and ineffective wall with similar wall. Instead, under this President we are building a wall that is 30-feet high.

FACT: Prior to President Trump taking office, we have never built wall that high.
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"Committed to building wall"? "We have never built wall that high"? Did Trump write that himself?
 
It’s not only pure propaganda, and lying propaganda, it’s also hysterical and sublterate.

Yeah, I could see Trump writing it.
 
Armitage72 said:
"Committed to building wall"? "We have never built wall that high"? Did Trump write that himself?
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Cabbage said:
You need to read it in a Russian accent.
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I was going to go with SNL:


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I often stated, “One way or the other, Mexico is going to pay for the Wall.” This has never changed. Our new deal with Mexico (and Canada), the USMCA, is so much better than the old, very costly & anti-USA NAFTA deal, that just by the money we save, MEXICO IS PAYING FOR THE WALL!
 
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