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Give it a rest, Fred!

Roadtoad

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Fred Phelps is at it again...

"Oh I am so thankful that happened. My only regret is that they didn't kill about million of them. England deserves that kind of punishment, as does this country (America)".

The church, which has 150 followers, recently started picketing funerals including those of American soldiers killed in Iraq, waving banners such as "Thank God 9/11", "God Hates Fags" and "Aids Cures Fags".

The Sky Report investigation includes secret filming inside the church's fortified compound during a weekly service in which Fred Phelps also denounced the Roman Catholic Church as the "biggest paedophile organisation in the history of the world".

Phelps made news just last month when the Daily Telegraph reported that the Swedish royal family were consulting lawyers after discovering that he had made outrageous claims about their sexuality on the internet.
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I'm glad he doesn't find anything wrong with celebrating other people's deaths. When he dies (I'm predicting stabbed in the groin by a trannie hooker he tries to cheat) I'm going to throw a party. There will be beer, and pizza, and those soft pretzels you heat up in the oven, and a make-your-own sundae buffet. And a marathon of John Waters movies.

Whoa. That sounds pretty cool. Maybe he'll die soon, and I can have it as a Halloween party.
 
Chris O. said:
Fred's from Kansas
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Good idea. Put a picture of his face on a straw-filled dummy, and he could be the scarecrow. Then you could dress up as the witch, and say "How about a little cosmic justice, eh, Scarecrow?" and burn the effigy. Marshmallow toasting to follow.
 
I never thought about it before, but now that you mention it, I'm really looking forward to him kicking the bucket.
 
Chris O. said:
I never thought about it before, but now that you mention it, I'm really looking forward to him kicking the bucket.
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I think it would be crossing the line into "cutesy" to serve KFC in the paper bucket with construction paper footprints on them.
 
Ask yourself where Fred gets his permission to hate!

Oooooh the B-I-B-L-E
Its the only book for me,
And the only book for me,
Is the B-I-B-L-E

(A song my parents used to sing to me)
 
I reckon there should be a big, noisy picket of his funeral by everyone he has thought obnoxious to date. Which means the whole human race plus most intelligent animals, at last count.
 
Abdul Alhazred said:
Fred Phelps brings us all together, even fundies.

He has managed to make everybody hate him.
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You're wrong. Santa Claus loves him. In a special Santa Claus way. In the grocery store. With vacuum cleaner attachments. We may not recognize that sort of violence as love, but Santa does. And in the end, who are we to judge Santa Clause? He has powers, and that sets him apart.
 
Well, it does take some talent to make strong ateists and religious fundamentalists agree on that you're an idiot. Unfortunately for Fred, the talent is completely useless unless you have a amazing machine that turns hatred and cynical comments into chicken nuggets.

If this guy and his friends actually turns up in Sweden, we'll have a welcoming committee, trust me.
 
TragicMonkey said:
You're wrong. Santa Claus loves him. In a special Santa Claus way. In the grocery store. With vacuum cleaner attachments. We may not recognize that sort of violence as love, but Santa does. And in the end, who are we to judge Santa Clause? He has powers, and that sets him apart.
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Quick question: Is this your local, neighborhood grocery, or are you talking like SuperWalMart?
 
Rufo said:
Well, it does take some talent to make strong ateists and religious fundamentalists agree on that you're an idiot. Unfortunately for Fred, the talent is completely useless unless you have a amazing machine that turns hatred and cynical comments into chicken nuggets.
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I do. It's called "humor." Except it turns them into golden nuggets of whacko.
 
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