erwinl
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If you feel the need to kill my jokes please have the decency to nominate them too. That way they'll at least have a memorial.
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Done!
You ask. We deliver.
If you feel the need to kill my jokes please have the decency to nominate them too. That way they'll at least have a memorial.
Thanks
<fx Homer Simpson voice, rubs chin> Maybe I will, m a y be I w i l l.
These battles take place at sea, right?

I didn't say they were 'numerous' I considered that maybe they were extinct, having once existed, given the numerous sightings from all different cultures and eras.
Alright then, what about merbutlers? Did they exist? Can't disprove them! I WIN!!!Edited by kmortis:Removed to comply with Rule 12
Mermaids don't exist. They never existed. This is not an argument we should be have with an ostensibly grown person in 2018.
It has a clearly distinct fish-shaped tail.
Alright then, what about merbutlers? Did they exist?
"considered" is not the right word. It implies some thought has gone into the process.I didn't say they were 'numerous' I considered that maybe they were extinct, having once existed, given the numerous sightings from all different cultures and eras.
You can't have it both ways.
You can't simultaneously claim that there are stories of mermen from numerous different cultures around the world- meaning lots of people saw them- and then say there are almost certainly undiscovered species in the oceans- meaning no-one has seen them, at least not in modern times.
If they were as numerous and widespread as the myths you are relying on claim, then we would have sightings from the C20th at least.
I can't believe I've been sucked into this....
I didn't say they were 'numerous' I considered that maybe they were extinct, having once existed, given the numerous sightings from all different cultures and eras.
May I recommend a date with Ramona Random. She may be able to brief you assuming you are cleared for Blue Hades, otherwise the date may be ...
Hey, the sky's the limit, and that's not very limiting. Given a multiverse, or simply other planets to play with, You can make a very plausible world in which there are Mermen.
You can make your creatures biologically plausible, or you can just assume them via Magical Realism.
Some of us here write Fantasy and Science Fictions stories with ease and not a care about if the creatures we write about ever existed. Stories are good that way. I'm happy to write about creatures from Irish and Japanese folklore and religions. I don't feel I have to write about only scientifically verified species. I don't mind supernatural elements in my stories. I do have a fudge about "ultranaturalism," but its not something serious.
Being skeptical about Mermen, doesn't keep you from loading up your fictional net with them. The writers for the TV series Siren don't care whether or not there could be or could have been Mermaids.
Who's to say there's not a Megadolon somewhere out in the Pacific trenches. It makes no difference to anyone profiting from "The Meg."
You let me have my Ashura and I'll let you have your Merman.![]()
Q: What did The Meg get right?
A: They got the jaws and teeth right. A megalodon mouth is so big that you could swim into it without touching any of the teeth. It literally could swallow a small car without having to chomp down on it. And the teeth would be about 7 inches or 17 centimeters tall, and it would have several rows in its mouth at once, so as it lost or broke teeth, it could easily replace them.
Q: What about the behavior? They had it ramming into ships and underwater subs, is that accurate?
A: That’s a plausible behavior. They might have bumped into prey to stun them or take a little test nibble. There’s a specimen of a small baleen whale that was probably hit by a meg, with unbelievable damage to the skull. There’s also a fossilized whale vertebra from the Chesapeake Bay with this weird compression fracture, which basically could only have happened if something took the whale and almost snapped its backbone.
Q: In the movie, "the meg" could bite a ship in half, would that be possible?
A: Yes. Paleontologists have done some sort of biomechanical modeling based on teeth we’ve found, and they calculated the bite force would be about 40,000 pounds per square inch, which is by far the highest bite force ever calculated for any animal, living or extinct. Even the [Tyrannosaurus rex] bite would be puny by comparison.
Q: If humans and megs were around at the same time, would it try to eat us, like in the movie?
A: It probably wouldn’t go after one or two humans swimming. It would see them as too small to be a good meal. But a whole beach full of swimmers, it might just swim through and scoop up several humans without even chewing, as it does in the movie.
And then he lets slip that later in the time of Megalon, there were ocean predators with bigger teeth:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livyatan
"Mermen" aren't a fish species though.The poster who claims the ocean and all its fossils has been completely charted is talking rubbish. Biologists openly admit there are numerous numbers of fish species yet to be found as the oceans are vast and deep, especially around the Indian Ocean in the southern regions.
Cool beans.
"Mermen" aren't a fish species though.Originally Posted by Vixen
The poster who claims the ocean and all its fossils has been completely charted is talking rubbish. Biologists openly admit there are numerous numbers of fish species yet to be found as the oceans are vast and deep, especially around the Indian Ocean in the southern regions.
I effectively dealt with this thread in the first response to the OP. Why is this still going?