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General Zod for President

A Step Up

Great,

I'm sure he'll be a step up from President Zaphod Beeblebush.
 
Upchurch said:
his opponent doesn't stand a chance.
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I don't know about that. I think we need to find out where Gen. Zod stands on the important issue of government-forced impregnation. At least we know Walken's position:
Abortion Rights:
"I believe in the American family. I believe that every child deserves a loving home with parents who can afford to raise and care for them. Every woman has the right to have a child when she is ready, and I believe her government has no right to force a child upon her when she is not."
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So, I think we need to ask Gen. Zod: Do you favor government rape rooms? Yes or no?
 
Gamnit, it looks like Cthulhu isn't running this time around. Maybe he's stepping aside for Zog? Or could it be that Yog Stoth is trying?
 
The thing about Zod is that he has that annoying tic like Bob Dole had of always referring to himself in the first person. Bow before Zod. Kneel before Zod. You will willingly give your lives to Zod. It'd drive me nuts before the end of his first term.
 
Mephisto said:
Although I thought I would NEVER vote for an actor (I was rightfully suspicious of Reagan), this guy seems to have his priorities straight.
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On his site he has the pithy quote

"If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anyone, just build a house"

two things....will this mean the end of housing building codes and zoning laws? And secondly...what if I want to learn how to bonk a supermodel?

At the moment I'm still leaning towards Zod.
 
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boooeee said:
I admire the firm stance he took on the pressing issue of hot dogs.
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from your link...

"When I make a movie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in the middle of a scene, I decide I want to consume a hot dog, I do so. I waste the director's time and thousands of dollars in film stock, but in the end, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eating hot dogs more than I enjoy acting."



can you imagine the first state of the Union if he won? The first 5 minutes of the televised speech is him staring off into space munching on a hotdog....sorry but my Zod position is definitely firming...
 
manny said:
The thing about Zod is that he has that annoying tic like Bob Dole had of always referring to himself in the first person. Bow before Zod. Kneel before Zod. You will willingly give your lives to Zod. It'd drive me nuts before the end of his first term.
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Don't you mean "third person"?

Pedantically yours...
 
If The Terminator can successfully govern California, I see no reason why a supervillain can't govern the country. At least you know where you stand (or rather, kneel) with the General.
 
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