General Zod for President

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The Iraq thing was his idea. He's goin' down, too.
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Wouldn't we need a constitutional amendment so that those not born to the USA could be President?
 
The Fool said:
On his site he has the pithy quote

"If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anyone, just build a house"

two things....will this mean the end of housing building codes and zoning laws? And secondly...what if I want to learn how to bonk a supermodel?

At the moment I'm still leaning towards Zod.
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That is a stroke of brilliance! Why don't we form the "Bonk a Supermodel" party? The Democrats and Republicans won't stand a chance. While they are arguing about little details in the tax code, we'll parade naked supermodels during the presidential debate, and say "If you vote for our party, you get to bonk supermodels!!!" Of course, we don't have to actually KEEP this campaign promise. When are campaign promises ever kept, anyway? Why should we be different?

It just might work...
 
Freakshow said:
That is a stroke of brilliance! Why don't we form the "Bonk a Supermodel" party? The Democrats and Republicans won't stand a chance. While they are arguing about little details in the tax code, we'll parade naked supermodels during the presidential debate, and say "If you vote for our party, you get to bonk supermodels!!!" Of course, we don't have to actually KEEP this campaign promise. When are campaign promises ever kept, anyway? Why should we be different?

It just might work...
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unless its one of the scrawny ones on a huge drug habit...If I want to bonk one of them I'll take twenty bucks and drive around the docks....
 
Isn't the hot dog thing originally from The Onion? I'd swear I have that in a compilation somewhere.
 
Mycroft said:
Wouldn't we need a constitutional amendment so that those not born to the USA could be President?
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Or Zod could just kill anybody who objected. Violence on a masive scale is a perfectly good way of setling Constitutional disputes. There's precendence.
 
ranson said:
Isn't the hot dog thing originally from The Onion? I'd swear I have that in a compilation somewhere.
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You are correct. I couldn't find an official Onion link to the story, so I used somebody's copy on the net. I loved the title the Onion gave to the column: "Walken in LA".
 
Its really a tough call between the two. But, I just noticed something that may help me make a decision. The Mighty General Zod in one section of his website calls our planet "Earth," yet in another calls it "Planet Houson." Well which one is it, Mighty General Zod? We don't need a flip-flopper as President!

Of course, as demonstrated by his great love of hot dogs, Christopher Walken stands firm on his positions. Did he care about wasting time and money when he wanted a hot dog? No! Did he care about offending his director when he wanted a hot dog? No! We need someone who is firm on his convictions. We need Christopher Walken for President!
 
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