Will you be watching Trump's first SOTU?

Will you be watching Trump's first SOTU?

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I'd rather saw my own arm off with a rusty hacksaw, get butt-raped by a cranky balrog and have my liver picked out by seagulls. So, no, I won't watch. In fact I switched on BBC part way through it and found it quicker to put my foot through the screen than fetch the remote to switch off.
 
I think the only way I could watch it is with a Stein of bourbon.


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I was right there with you until you veered terribly off course...
GlennB said:
I'd rather saw my own arm off with a rusty hacksaw, get butt-raped by a cranky balrog and have my liver picked out by seagulls. I've got things under control, except... where would one find a balrog at this time of year?
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I'd rather saw my own arm off with a rusty hacksaw, get butt-raped by a cranky balrog and have my liver picked out by seagulls. I've got things under control, except... where would one find a balrog at this time of year?
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Thanks to Trump's environmental deregulations, they keep finding them in the coal mines.
 
Well this stupid thing is at an inconvenient time for me, I need to go to the post office before 6. Awwwww, I'm soooo disappointed.

I'm a planet X vote so no worries about the poll. :)
 
Tucker Carlson's guest, Republican Congressman Gosar from AZ, wants to see undocumented immigrants attending the SOTU arrested. Apparently some Congresspersons are bring them as guests. Not clear if these are all DACA folks or not.

GOP lawmaker asks Capitol Police to arrest undocumented immigrants at SOTU
The Arizona Republican, who is known as an immigration hardliner, tweeted his request that police "consider checking identification of all attending the State of the Union address and arresting any illegal aliens in attendance."
He added they should "arrest those using fraudulent social security numbers and identification to pass through security."
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Well, ask as in a Tweet, not exactly putting himself out there, is he? :rolleyes:

And he 'contacted' Sessions:
In a statement from Gosar's office, he added he also contacted Attorney General Jeff Sessions about his request.
"Of all the places where the Rule of Law needs to be enforced, it should be in the hallowed halls of Congress," he said in a statement. "Any illegal aliens attempting to go through security, under any pretext of invitation or otherwise, should be arrested and deported."
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That might cause some fireworks.
 
GlennB said:
I'd rather saw my own arm off with a rusty hacksaw, get butt-raped by a cranky balrog and have my liver picked out by seagulls. So, no, I won't watch. In fact I switched on BBC part way through it and found it quicker to put my foot through the screen than fetch the remote to switch off.
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I certainly wouldn't dismember myself, but this is more or less on point. What is the value of watching The Hair masturbate in public? He has no honesty in him. Nor has he love of country or devotion to duty. He is less than the janitors who will clean the chamber before the House opens for business in the morning. Why watch him? His word has no value.
 
I have never lived in a place that had cable service, so clearly I must vote the Planet X option. Not that I'd watch it anyway. I may check out the failing newspaper tomorrow to see if they have any juicy fake news.
 
GlennB said:
I'd rather saw my own arm off with a rusty hacksaw, get butt-raped by a cranky balrog and have my liver picked out by seagulls. So, no, I won't watch. In fact I switched on BBC part way through it and found it quicker to put my foot through the screen than fetch the remote to switch off.
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Why is butt sex still the go to horror for progressives on this board?

I don't think I've ever seen a conservative here bring it up in the same derogatory terms as this.
 
I'm watching it on PBS, only in the hopes he goes off script and it becomes at trainwreck.


What the hell was with Paul Ryan introducing the Pres? Yes, just another cheap applause getter.
 
Darn, thought it would be over when I got back. Instead I get back to Christian, anti-NK propaganda piece.


Fortunately, How the Universe Works is on. Seriously, two minutes of Trump and I wanted to gag.
 
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