Will you be watching Trump's first SOTU?

[Belz...]

He is going to read from the teleprompter, meaning he won't be flinging epithets and insults.

Boring.

 

[Mike!]

Will there be showgirls? For some reason, I'm expecting showgirls.

 

[Upchurch]

Will there be showgirls? For some reason, I'm expecting showgirls.

I dunno. That seems a little too upscale, too Las Vegas. What’s more Atlantic City? Strippers?

 

[Crazy Chainsaw]

Will there be showgirls? For some reason, I'm expecting showgirls.

Might get a little Stormy if there are.

 

[Armitage72]

I dunno. That seems a little too upscale, too Las Vegas. What’s more Atlantic City? Strippers?

Strippers dressed as important women from US history.
I remember a comic book store where I used to live, where the owner would promote Free Comic Book Day by hiring a handful of strippers from the local club to dress as superheroes and stand around the store all day. Very classy.

 

[Trebuchet]

To me, the only interesting part is to see if his writers and advisers can convince him to make the speech about the State of the Union, and not about Trump.

A lot of his other speeches tend to be very focused on him.

It'll mostly be "The state of the union is GREAT, thanks entirely to me."

 

[CORed]

For some reason, the upcoming SOTU address by Trump is being widely reported in the news media has his first. It is actually his second, as he did one last year. I did watch that one.

 

[theprestige]

He is going to read from the teleprompter, meaning he won't be flinging epithets and insults. CNN and other mainstream media will say that he's finally pivoted to be presidential. Then he will tweet some garbage.. CNN and mainstream media will look stupid again.

"Again."

 

[alfaniner]

He is going to read from the teleprompter, meaning he won't be flinging epithets and insults.

I think the interesting part is whether or not he’ll stick to the script and, if he goes off script, how many crimes he’ll unwittingly confess.

It will be obvious when he goes off script. It will be little interjections like "That's important", "A lot of people", and other quips which will give the impression he's reading it for the first time.

I just want to hear him say "Poo-air-toe Reeko" again.

 

[Segnosaur]

Will there be showgirls? For some reason, I'm expecting showgirls.

No, but maybe Trump can organize another performance by the Freedom Kids.

 

[TragicMonkey]

I'll be impressed if he can manage to get through the entire speech without committing a crime.

 

[alfaniner]

I'll be impressed if he can manage to get through the entire speech without committing a crime.

"Good evening", he lied.

 

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

Nancy Pelosi urging Democrats to remain silent during Trump's speech

 

[Elagabalus]

Nancy Pelosi urging Democrats to remain silent during Trump's speech

Fake!!

“Let the attention be on his slobbering self,” Pelosi told members, according to two sources Russian hackers in the room. “If you want to walk out, don’t come in.”

 

[ahhell]

I find the state of the union to be fairly worthless to watch, though of course I'll be interested in hearing about any specific interesting details later.

Come to think of it, that's how I feel about sports too.

This, even with the best of presidents they're little more than a campaign pitch for the next election.

 

[Darat]

It'll mostly be "The state of the union is GREAT, thanks entirely to me."

It won't be. And I'm being serious, he is great nothing else is.

 

[alfaniner]

https://www.theroot.com/the-roots-state-of-the-union-drinking-game-1822556833

Pretty amusing article (except for the unnecessary shot at Barron).

 

[The Big Dog]

Now I am really going to watch! A bunch of members of the Democrat party were going to bring dreamers to the speech.

So now ICE is going to work with the Capitol Police to arrest all illegals who try to get into the speech!

Hilarious.

 

[Craig4]

I have a sneaking suspicion that said dreamers will still have status to remain in the US.

Such Christian charity. Your god must be so proud of you.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

https://www.theroot.com/the-roots-state-of-the-union-drinking-game-1822556833

Pretty amusing article (except for the unnecessary shot at Barron).

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