- Perhaps an analogy would work: I'm a sprinter, Jay's a marathon man -- and, Jay challenges me to a Marathon while ignoring my challenge to him for a sprint.
Discussions aren't sprints or marathons Jabba.
Stop trying to come up with new metaphors for "I want this to be a game that I can win on a technicality."
I can answer his fatal flaws, but only one at a time, cause Jay will complain about my answer -- and then, I'll need to answer his new complaint; etc.
Bullcrap. You haven't answered one flaw, fatal or otherwise, yet.
Again for being such a "master of debate" you have utterly failed at every possible variation of it.