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Cont: The Valley of the Wood Apes, part 2

Pterodactyl said:
That's my take. It's a Finding Bigfoot spoof, basically.
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So you're saying that the difference is that the "Bigfoot researchers" on Finding Bigfoot don't realize they are chasing nothing and look ridiculous whereas these people have always known.
 
Lately there is some weird bigfoot group that claimed to have a bigfoot body, or something to that affect, and they are leaving clues in the woods for them to follow, kind of like bigfoot MYST.
 
barehl said:
So you're saying that the difference is that the "Bigfoot researchers" on Finding Bigfoot don't realize they are chasing nothing and look ridiculous whereas these people have always known.
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I'm saying one is a parody of the other.
I think the producers of Mountain Monsters said something like, "This finding bigfoot crap is ridiculous. Let's turn that up to 11."
And it's pretty funny. Not that I actually watch full episodes of the show, but the youtube clips crack me up. Can't help it.
 
Well it's like a train wreck you can't look away from to me. In one episode the young morbidly obese one was kidnapped and zapped by a bigfoot and left in a catatonic state in an abandoned house. That was pretty funny.
 
Pterodactyl said:
I think the producers of Mountain Monsters said something like, "This finding bigfoot crap is ridiculous. Let's turn that up to 11."
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Or maybe they said, "Duck Dynasty is ridiculous and so is Finding Bigfoot. Wow, what if we combined the two?"
 
"No one in this world...has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people." HLM

And in this case they've actually made a small fortune by doing exactly that. IMO all these ZR (zero resolution) shows appeal to a certain type who "doesn't wanna think" after 5:00 PM (if they have thoughts at all). So let's watch a bunch of oddly hatted or bearded freaks run around the countryside screaming and yelling at phantoms because abject laziness?! Me thinks they're not "watching" near as much as they're waiting for death with their TV tuned to that channel. :cool:
 
Just stumbled across this thread and haven't read Part 1 yet. I'm not a bigfooter but sometimes a thread title catches my interest and I'll peep it out.

I've watched a couple of the shows mentioned in here out of curiosity but I've never heard about the Rob Lowe show y'all are talking about. I don't have much interest in watching people yelling in the woods at night anyways. It's like watching someone fish in a dry pond and expecting to see them catch a big bass.

IMHO the capture of an actual Bigfoot would be known throughout the world looong before any movie or TV show was released, but I'd watch every second of something like that just to see everything that led up to the capture.
 
That's what these shows count on, ignorance and man's interest in finding a potential missing evolutionary link.
 
Drewbot said:
FTFY
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Probably not worth arguing over, but if you look at the comments below the Youtube links to these clips/shows, it is apparent that the vast majority of the viewership is more interested in mocking the entire premise than buying in to the nonsense.
 
Pterodactyl said:
Probably not worth arguing over, but if you look at the comments below the Youtube links to these clips/shows, it is apparent that the vast majority of the viewership is more interested in mocking the entire premise than buying in to the nonsense.
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Yes, I should have added, "They also count on people liking to make fun of Bigfooters and their fool's errand."
 
Drewbot said:
Yes, I should have added, "They also count on people liking to make fun of Bigfooters and their fool's errand."
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I can't sit through shows like that. Conspiracy theories seem to be gaining momentum recently and I do not want to give them any more ratings. But mainly, I just can't tolerate watching it or listening to people talk about it. I'm over it. It is far from entertaining to me.
 
No way is Bigfoot going to touch Rob Lowe. Not in Oklahoma, anyway.

The locals probably got you all worked up about the "wood ape" because it's kind of cool to say their version of a ghost story got Rob Lowe scared.

Storytelling is something Oklahomans do pretty well. Bigfoot. Spook Light. Hex House.

I'm not sure what happened on that night in the mountains, but it wasn't Sasquatch.

With as many hunters around those parts, one would have already been nabbed and mounted by now.
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I think the author agrees, Rob Lowe's hair is too nice for even Bigfoot to muss up.



http://www.tulsaworld.com/blogs/gin...cle_9d27a6a6-3745-55e0-addb-d25101b7a10e.html
 
I wonder if Woody-the-Bigfoot really and truly knew the cosmic value of having Rob Lowe (the famous Hollywood actor, not the former porn star, wait nevermind) out lookin' for him. He could have cleared the entire matter up in seconds with Rob, but nope not dumb Woody. Now it's all just hints and allegations of hints and allegations and blurry 8x10 glossy photos of dreams that coulda been. :cool:
 
This song is waiting for an Iron Maiden style guitar riff, and Bruce Dickinson vocals.



Giant rocks they crash like thunder
Their numbers I can't count
Never hitting solar panels
barley near the panel's mount
Unloading guns at fleeting shadows
You dare-NOT release the hounds

In the Valley, of the Wood Apes
Just run for coooovver...
In the Valley, of the Wood Apes
Don't cry for heeeeeelp

Giant trees collapsed by muscle
Ant's jaws did not do this.
That log lied prone a moment past
It was there when I did piss.
The after-action live-report
showed our bullets must have missed

In the Valley, of the Wood Apes
Just run for coooovver...
In the Valley, of the Wood Apes
Don't cry for heeeeeelp
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