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Will Trump Pardon A Turkey For Thanksgiving.....

dudalb said:
There is constitutional issue here;it is unclear if a President can pardon himself....
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The Canadian standard back in the day:

Q: Why does Joe Clark have a turkey with him on all official trips?
A: Spare parts.


Someone should work that into an appropriate Trump joke.
 
Brainache said:
I think he will pardon not one turkey, but hundreds of them. He will pardon an entire truck-load. Then he will get behind the wheel of the biggest turkey truck ever built and drive straight into a crowd of protesting NFL players while blasting out the national anthem on an air-horn. He will then leap athletically to the ground, grab the nearest female bystander by her genitals in one hand and wave the good old stars and stripes with the other as the truck-load of hysterically gobbling turkeys barrels down the highway headed straight for Mexico...

All in a day's work for Mr Trump...
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I can't trump this response...
 
Trump is giving the decline of Western civilisation a much-needed amusing touch.
For that reason alone, I would have voted for him.

Honestly, it's like somebody wrote a script for Cecil B. Demille and accidentally sent it to Mel Brooks.
 
Eddie Dane said:
Trump is giving the decline of Western civilisation a much-needed amusing touch.
For that reason alone, I would have voted for him.

Honestly, it's like somebody wrote a script for Cecil B. Demille and accidentally sent it to Mel Brooks.
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Starring Jerry Lewis.
 
So President Trump pardoned two turkeys but couldn't resist boasting about reversing President Obama's executive orders. Stay classy Mr President :rolleyes:
 
The Don said:
So President Trump pardoned two turkeys but couldn't resist boasting about reversing President Obama's executive orders. Stay classy Mr President :rolleyes:
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Come on it was mildly funny.

As many of you know, I have been very active in overturning a number of executive actions by my predecessor. However, I have been informed by the White House counsel’s office that Tater and Tot’s pardons cannot, under any circumstances, be revoked.
 
Watched the clip of the turkey pardoning. Poor Barron Trump, looks like a POW trotted out for the press at holiday time by the North Vietnamese. I couldn't tell if he was blinking a message.
 
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