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Will Trump Pardon A Turkey For Thanksgiving.....

chrispy said:
Ok, as much as I disagree on, well, everything applecorpd says, this was just like Trump likes his steaks...well done. :thumbsup:
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I had a joke about him eating it with a fork, like he does with pizza, but it didn't quite fit.
 
cantonear1968 said:
I had a joke about him eating it with a fork, like he does with pizza, but it didn't quite fit.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Pizza with a fork? HEATHEN!!!!! All things being equal, where I live it is extremely common to put ketchup and hot sauce on one's pizza...often at the same time :(
 
smartcooky said:
Sorry, I just could not resist the urge to post this

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What a very fitting equivalency. Trump as Arthur "Big Guy" Carlson who is captain of the ship but seldom gets to steer it. And when he does, well......he kills a lot of turkeys!
 
theprestige said:
In reality: The pardoning itself will be the usual schtick. He'll mark it with a buffoonish tweet or three. The progs here and elsewhere will fall all over themselves proclaiming that it's the worst thing ever and a national humiliation and now do you see what kind of a monster he is? Etc. And nothing much will come of it in the end.
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You're right. The progs shouldn't make a big deal out of the turkey pardoning. Trump has long ago established himself as a national humiliation so that has nothing to do with the turkey.
 
fromdownunder said:
Preparing Turkey for Thanksgiving.

1. Pardon Turkey "A"
2. Kill Turkey "B"
3. Prepare, make stuffing, and stuff the Turkey.
4. Cook
5. Eat.
6. ?
7. Profit.

Norm
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I am sure the Orange POS will stuff the turkey anally and hand it off to the staff dinner.
 
Six weeks is a bit premature. I think the turkey is still going through the appeals process.
 
I think he'll consult his closest advisors - his miscreant children - and Eric and Junior will convince him that the NRA vote is his most important support, so they'll blow the sucker away and pose with what's left of its body, being the great white hunters that they are.
 
theprestige said:
In reality: The pardoning itself will be the usual schtick. He'll mark it with a buffoonish tweet or three. The progs here and elsewhere will fall all over themselves proclaiming that it's the worst thing ever and a national humiliation and now do you see what kind of a monster he is? Etc. And nothing much will come of it in the end.
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No
 
We're also jumping the gun a bit.... he still has to get through Halloween. He's bound to find a way to make that into "Me! It's all about Me!" He can't take credit for the big Halloween parade and get-together in NYC (although he can astonish us and try), 'cuz it's like all gay and stuff. But he's bound to do something.

Back in '64, we had a great button, far too subtle for today's audience.... Orange with Black Writing: Goldwater For Halloween
 
Foolmewunz said:
We're also jumping the gun a bit.... he still has to get through Halloween. He's bound to find a way to make that into "Me! It's all about Me!" He can't take credit for the big Halloween parade and get-together in NYC (although he can astonish us and try), 'cuz it's like all gay and stuff. But he's bound to do something.

Back in '64, we had a great button, far too subtle for today's audience.... Orange with Black Writing: Goldwater For Halloween
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Stick some candles up his arse and he will be the greatest jack-o-lantern ever.
 
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