Pixel42
Schrödinger's cat
You should ask the British public to vote for your name, then you could be King Kingy McKingface."In a surprise move, Queen Elizabeth II abdicated today in favor of an American whose internet posts she enjoyed. He's taking the throne in the name of King Max Plus One, which seemed silly until people realized the alternatives the new monarch considered were King TragicMonkey, King Kingy I, or King You Feel The Magic I Can Feel The Magic Let's Feel The Magic Tonite."
Actually I wouldn't put it past Charles to do that.
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