Buckingham Palace - what's going on?

TragicMonkey said:
Why go to the effort of trying to avoid controversy? Do the opposite and create more! That will really help sell the coronation souvenirs. I suggest Charles take the throne under the name of King Jesus Christ II. That should spark some interest. Particularly if Camilla becomes Queen Mary Magdalene II.
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How about King Best Mohammed PBUH? That should make things interesting?

Was Bill IV also known by the same regnal name North of the border or did he get to follow the Scottish sequence?
 
TragicMonkey said:
Which would you rather purchase: an inflatable dragon sex doll endorsed by King Charles III or IV or XIII or whatever, or a working jetpack endorsed by King Jesus Christ II?
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I'd go for the jetpack endorsed by the king who didn't see death in a flaming pyre of deflagrating kerosene as merely a temporary inconvenience.

Dave
 
I for one think the whole thing would be much more interesting if the next monarch were, instead of any of the prospective heirs, Pinhead the Cenobite. Just think of the style, the flair, the better command of the English language! And they'd save a fortune on security because Pinhead isn't vulnerable to potential assassins. Heck, he likes it when people try to kill him, he finds it distinctly amusing. And of course the outfits are so much more eye-catching.
 
Darat said:
What syphilis? I was going to say there was little chance of the Queen contracting that but then we know Phil has had more than one mistress.
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Did Darat ever return to explain this ?

If I understand correctly, he seems to say that Princess Margaret died of complications of syphilis. I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere else....:confused:
 
TragicMonkey said:
"In a surprise move, Queen Elizabeth II abdicated today in favor of an American whose internet posts she enjoyed. He's taking the throne in the name of King Max Plus One, which seemed silly until people realized the alternatives the new monarch considered were King TragicMonkey, King Kingy I, or King You Feel The Magic I Can Feel The Magic Let's Feel The Magic Tonite."
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I vote for Kingy MacKingface.




To be unilaterally changed to 'King DavidAttenborough'.

All hail your Majesty!

Eta: beaten to it my Pixel42. Should have read ahead.
 
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I am pretty sure he would do much better as a tampon!!!!! Stop Poles coming in and economic blood flowing out!!!
 
Or he could honor one of Britain's most beloved personalities and reign as King Mrs Slocombe. He would be unanimous in that.
 
The Don said:
Did Darat ever return to explain this ?

If I understand correctly, he seems to say that Princess Margaret died of complications of syphilis. I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere else....:confused:
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It appears to be a conspiracy theory. Not mentioned on any respectable site. But nutters can say anything.
 
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