Ron Swanson
Illuminator
Here in the UK we had this guy who hatched a wicked plan to take revenge on burglars. He built a trap on the stairs , lay in wait, and when expected perp turned up, he sprung the trap and topped them.
Thankfully, he received British justice.
That has NOTHING to do with what we are talking about ... but FYI?
Spring guns and traps of this bent have been illegal in the US since 1825 ... two YEARS, before they were made illegal in the UK
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