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The Valley of the Wood Apes

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Drewbot said:
Yes. The Monster uses the Intrawebs.

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Of course. Some of the greatest riddles of footery can finally be answered. Also, how else can one explain "Bigfoot Porn"? It all makes sense if you think about it.
 
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captain koolaid said:
Also, how else can one explain "Bigfoot Porn"?
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The Patterson-Gimlin Film could've been so different...

One cowboy and his Indian guide's expedition into mystery and sexual pleasure with the beautifully majestic and busty Bigfoot.

Bigfoot Sexploitation, the best kind of Bigfoot activity.
 
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Drewbot said:
^^^ This is what's on the missing part of the film ^^^
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In the sexy world of Cryptozoology, Patty is the Jenna Jameson. Her buxom breasts and her bodacious butt have been given much attention over the years, some would say too much attention!

There's definitely enough room for a few puns when your name is "Roger."

The PGF - When Patty Got Rogered.
 
Resume said:
Here's what the bigfoot brainiacs think about game cams.
http://sasquatchresearchers.org/blo...4/11/17/bigfoot-trail-cam-avoidance-theories/
My favorite:

Yep, footie sits around the campfire, telling stupid human stories, eating filched Good-N-Plenties.

Also, these geniuses:
http://bigfootforums.com/index.php?...roject-how-do-they-miss-the-bigfoots/&page=85


ETA: Then there is the groundbreaking thought at the SRA:
http://sasquatchresearchers.org/forums/index.php?/topic/257-sasquatch-trail-cam-avoidance-theories/


I would like to make a pact with bigfooters in which we agree to discuss verifiable, non-******** bigfoot evidence. I understand this will be a short conversation.
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If this is set up they're going to have to come up with a lot of explanations:

“If everybody collected similar information and sent it to a central repository, it would enable us to not only monitor changes in global biodiversity, but also understand why,” said Jesse Whittington, a Banff-based Parks Canada biologist and one of three co-authors of a paper promoting the idea.

He and his colleagues estimate the use of wildlife cameras is nearly doubling every three years. Their paper estimates tens of thousands are already in use in nearly every region of the world.
http://globalnews.ca/news/3233455/alberta-based-biologist-proposes-vast-wildlife-camera-network/
 
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The term follow the money can also be applied in low cash flow situations and it applies in the case of the NAWAC, i.e. follow the minuscule amount of money - the biggest irony of all. If they've really got live beasts running around the property, the potential cash haul from such a "scientific discovery" would be in the tens of millions of dollars no doubt. Why aren't they spending every cent they can steal from their Goodwill Credit Cards on getting proper equipment to capture this elusive monster and cash it in at the pay window? But no, they just wanna show up for a week or two at a time with a camera low on batteries and a few camp supplies like Snausages™, beans and Frank...and that's about it. They're so letting the opportunity of a lifetime slip right through their fingers. :eye-poppi
 
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On the North American Wood Ape Conservancy Facebook Page, they have a picture of Mr. Lowe and his sons dressed in black, while the armed and camouflaged NAWAC stand behind them.

It definitely looks like 3rd or 4th growth forest behind them.
 
Congrats Brian Brian and the whole NAWACKY organization your goal has been accomplished.....well kinda....half way....sort of...hopefully the TV series offer will follow and you can share your version of not finding Bigfeets with the world!
 
Drewbot said:
On the North American Wood Ape Conservancy Facebook Page, they have a picture of Mr. Lowe and his sons dressed in black, while the armed and camouflaged NAWAC stand behind them.

It definitely looks like 3rd or 4th growth forest behind them.
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Looks like a great sciencey team. A grenade launcher and one or two mortars would add some ridicule character to the picture imo (the GCBRO not killing bigfoot crew comes to mind).
 
Gilbert Syndrome said:
Bigfoot Sexploitation, the best kind of Bigfoot activity.
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"You don't have to be an expert on the Golden Age of Pornography to know that not only is Sas-Crotch a better title, but it's an AMAZING title!"

- The Cinema Snob reviewing The Geek; the first of several Bigfoot themed pornos he's reviewed.
 
Castro said:
Looks like a great sciencey team. A grenade launcher and one or two mortars would add some ridicule character to the picture imo (the GCBRO not killing bigfoot crew comes to mind).
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I think the best way to get a Bigfoot body would be claymore mines, triggered by remote sensors, or visual detonators.

There might not be much left, but certainly some DNA debris would be found.

http://specialoperations.com/28997/claymore-worlds-famous-mine/
 
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http://www.dietiefe.com/?p=1772
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Have you always been interested in Bigfoot and cryptozoology?

Yes. As a teenage zoologist I read Heuvelmans’ “On the Track of Unknown Animals” and Sanderson’s “Abominable Snowman: Legend Come to Life”, and John Green’s various books. In the 1980s, I joined the International Society for Cryptozoology and later became a member of the Editorial Board and then the Board of Directors until it folded in 2005 with the untimely passing of Richard Greenwell . . .
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So the good professor is a credule. Or is he?
 
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