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The Valley of the Wood Apes

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LTC8K6 said:
So why does the highly intelligent bigfoot keep leaving tracks in places where he didn't have to leave tracks?

How can it understand trail cams but not tracking?
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He gets a cut of the plaster cast sales.
 
LTC8K6 said:
So why does the highly intelligent bigfoot keep leaving tracks in places where he didn't have to leave tracks?

How can it understand trail cams but not tracking?
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He knows what he's doing. Bigfoot is a bit of a dick. He gets his jollies by jerking people around. He knows the tracks don't amount to much, but will get the footers hopes up. Psych! Fact is, they're not even real tracks. They are faked.... by Bigfoot. That's why they appear from nowhere and go nowhere. Bigfoot is the hoaxer.


Think about it.
 
captain koolaid said:
He knows what he's doing. Bigfoot is a bit of a dick. He gets his jollies by jerking people around. He knows the tracks don't amount to much, but will get the footers hopes up. Psych! Fact is, they're not even real tracks. They are faked.... by Bigfoot. That's why they appear from nowhere and go nowhere. Bigfoot is the hoaxer.


Think about it.
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:biggrin: You jest, but I absolutely remember reading something back in the early seventies - more than likely in one of John Green's books - that goes something like "Bigfoot makes a deliberate attempt to walk backwards on harder surfaces" where tracks might still be visible but the action of going backwards isn't obvious in them. You can't make this stuff up. Well, yes you can but... :xtongue
 
William Parcher said:
If you have lots of animal pictures on your trail camera it may be because Bigfoot is driving them towards it in order to deplete the batteries. Also if you have few animal pictures it could be because Bigfoot is scaring them away or eating them.

If you don't see any pictures of Bigfoot then it's a pretty good indication that Bigfoot is around.
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I've been saying for a long time that the sheer lack of any Bigfoot evidence is basically overwhelming proof of the existence of the creature.

Footprints? Bigfoot left them.
No footprints? Bigfoot cleaned them up.

For every photograph that doesn't contain a Bigfoot, what you actually have is excellent proof of Bigfoot hiding.
 
Tolls said:
Well, it stands to reason.
Since they know BF exists, and there are lots and lots of them, and they never get snapped on trail cams, then they have to be able to spot them and avoid them.

Footer logic 101.
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Considering the kinds of amazing feats that we know Bigfoot to be capable of, His ability to spot and even disable trail-cams is rather banal.

There is ample evidence to suggest that Bigfoot's even style their hair, as proven in MK Davis' excellent PGF frames in which we see Patty with braided hair. The theory is that she'd been grooming herself, gearing up for a weekend on the tiles, before falling victim to a band of outlaw cowboys who subsequently massacred her nail-lady and hairdresser and let her go to send a message to the rest of the unwashed heathens not to mess with Texas Yakima. Now, I've no evidence for this, but it's my theory that Roger whispered "reap the world-wind," after blowing Patty's pamper-party gals away. To this day, I suspect Patty can't wear her hair in braids without replaying those brutal slayings in her troubled mind like a bad dream.
 
So I was out checking some property yesterday, and it appears the area must be frequented by wood apes, at least according to the logic of the NAWAC.

You may recall the alleged "Nut Cracking Stations" from the Ouachita Project Monograph (pg. 96: http://media.texasbigfoot.com/OP_paper_media/OuachitaProjectMonograph_Version1.1_03112015.pdf ) also mentioned during episodes of The Bigfoot Show podcast.

From the monograph p.97
17:57 – Lawrence radioed Colyer to tell him that he discovered a large flat rock with crushed nutshells on it along with a smaller rock apparently used to break the nutshells, similar to what Brian Brown, Jeff Eltringham, and Mark Gregory had found on Bravo team. (Adapted from Operation Relentless Echo team after-action report from May 25, 2013, unpublished.)

While other animals can use tools (i.e., chimps, otters, etc.), a hammer-stone is a heavy object that needs to be gripped as it is brought down onto the hard nut shells in order to open them. Multiple strikes may have been necessary to achieve the goal. In North America, the only described candidate capable of doing this is Homo sapiens. Since it is highly unlikely that a human would use a rock to crush open nuts instead of collecting them, returning to camp, and opening them using standard metal tools, it is reasonable to hypothesize that the stations are associated with wood apes.
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Here is what I discovered yesterday.
A large slab rock, covered in crushed nut husks, with a smaller "smashing" rock also present.



Lo and behold, when I lifted up the smashing rock, fragments of crushed nuts were revealed.



Either I also have wood apes, or the NAWAC is wrong. I suspect this to be the work of squirrels.
 
Pterodactyl said:
So I was out checking some property yesterday, and it appears the area must be frequented by wood apes, at least according to the logic of the NAWAC.

You may recall the alleged "Nut Cracking Stations" from the Ouachita Project Monograph (pg. 96: http://media.texasbigfoot.com/OP_paper_media/OuachitaProjectMonograph_Version1.1_03112015.pdf ) also mentioned during episodes of The Bigfoot Show podcast.

From the monograph p.97



Here is what I discovered yesterday.
A large slab rock, covered in crushed nut husks, with a smaller "smashing" rock also present.

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Lo and behold, when I lifted up the smashing rock, fragments of crushed nuts were revealed.

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Either I also have wood apes, or the NAWAC is wrong. I suspect this to be the work of squirrels.
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Awfully big squirrels.
 
HarryHenderson said:
:biggrin: You jest, but I absolutely remember reading something back in the early seventies - more than likely in one of John Green's books - that goes something like "Bigfoot makes a deliberate attempt to walk backwards on harder surfaces" where tracks might still be visible but the action of going backwards isn't obvious in them. You can't make this stuff up. Well, yes you can but... :xtongue
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Is there no limit to the shenanigans Bigfoot will pull, in order to yank our chains?
 
HarryHenderson said:
There's no limit. True story - there was a thread at the old BFF called "Does Bigfoot Have Pets?" and I absolutely believe Bigfoot himself had a hand in getting the OP to post that.
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Did they have pet squirrels? Because we then have an answer to the nutcracking station. It's a symbiotic relationship; the squirrel fetches the nuts, footie cracks the nuts; the only time they're together is when they eat the nuts.

Then footie eats the squirrel and the whole thing starts again.
 
Resume said:
Did they have pet squirrels? Because we then have an answer to the nutcracking station. It's a symbiotic relationship; the squirrel fetches the nuts, footie cracks the nuts; the only time they're together is when they eat the nuts.

Then footie eats the squirrel and the whole thing starts again.
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:thumbsup: I think they did. And Bigfoot wanted us to find that nutcracker suite. He was smart enough to know we could figure it out, yet not give us so many clues as to make it too easy. We need to face it, we're being manipulated by Bigfoot.
 
HarryHenderson said:
There's no limit. True story - there was a thread at the old BFF called "Does Bigfoot Have Pets?" and I absolutely believe Bigfoot himself had a hand in getting the OP to post that.
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Yes. Bigfoot has Mind Powers. But, what if, the OP... was Bigfoot? I am thinking about starting a thread- "Does Bigfoot use the internet?" I think he does.
 
I too have been thinking about the extraordinary Superpowers of Bigfoot.

The photos that have been posted here of Bigfoot hunters show many of them to be, shall we say, somewhat on the plus side.

What if at least some of the researchers are actually Bigfoots in disguise?
:jaw-dropp
 
Cosmic Yak said:
I too have been thinking about the extraordinary Superpowers of Bigfoot.

The photos that have been posted here of Bigfoot hunters show many of them to be, shall we say, somewhat on the plus side.

What if at least some of the researchers are actually Bigfoots in disguise?
:jaw-dropp
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I think you're on to something, but it might be that Bigfoot Expeditions are just "Bear gatherings" in disguise. NTTAWWT.

And maybe bigfoot's just curious, but hasn't yet committed. He's just checking things out. A chubby checker, if you will.
 
Yes. The Monster uses the Intrawebs.

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