Mrs Mojo wants to know if the magnets are dolphin friendly.
magnetic waves coming from the band
From a permanent magnet?
Hmmm... if true, that might suggest that a good shark attack preventative would be to always swim with a buddy who has a magnet attached to them.![]()
"I got this for Christmas,” Zack said,
It is recommended to wear a cup while swordfighting. I do not, because the first time I did, many years ago, someone hit me in the nuts.
I think that's pretty much the same logic that's being displayed in the OP.
Right - sorry, I intended to refer to the kid, not to you.Thats certainly the logic used by the kid who was bitten. But, its not mine.
Like all analogies, the correspondence is not perfect. Your criticism of my analogy is fair.The analogy doesn't tie. The bracelet is supposed to keep sharks from attacking you. It didn't do what is was specifically designed, and marketed, to do.
A cup isn't supposed to keep you from being hit in the groin. It's designed to minimize severe injury when you are hit. In fact, you wear a cup because you expect to be hit in the groin eventually, and you still want to be able to have children later.
The op is saying the product failed in its intended purpose, which would seem to be the case since he was bitten while wearing it.
At least this time I ninjaed instead of being ninjaed!!I was about to post this and you beat me to it!
I demand a refund. This shark won't come off. And don't try to sell me any fish oil."Until you are attached by sharks, you can't ask for your money back.
I demand a refund. This shark won't come off. And don't try to sell me any fish oil.
It must work in the same way as my lion repellent.![]()
"Sharkbanz special patented magnetic technology"
The perfect product - for the seller:
Until you are attached by sharks, you can't ask for your money back.
After you are eaten by sharks, you can't ask for your money back.
Plenty of people survive shark attack.