The Unofficial Election 2016 Results Thread PLEASE

[thaiboxerken]

No. This politics forum has been nothing but the biggest anti-skeptic circle jerk I could have imagined.

Did you type this one-handed?

 

[Belz...]

Well, I guess I underestimated the number of angry racist Americans. I guess SJWs have a point there, at least. Race isn't even mentioned during elections, up here.

 

[lionking]

how delicious

That a near majority of US people hold this view just shows what a laughing stock this country has become.

 

[MaverickPLM]

America, grabbed by the pussy.

That's just part of Trump's plan to limit America's exposure to the Mexican rapists.

 

[Modified]

Give me some reasonable hope Fl goes Clinton. Please.

That appears to be no longer mathematically possible.

 

[Belz...]

No. This politics forum has been nothing but the biggest anti-skeptic circle jerk I could have imagined.

Social issues is a close second.

Anyway, I think about 11 million people are packing their bags right now, right Skeptic Tank?

 

[trustbutverify]

No. This politics forum has been nothing but the biggest anti-skeptic circle jerk I could have imagined.

I expressed fear Dumpster could win based on the USC poll, which had showed accurate results in the past. But the best odds makers all had Clinton solid. How was this forum anti-skeptic?

 

[ddt]

That's it! Trump's election is what causes his relatives, the apes, to take over the earth! Dr. Zaius is his direct descendant!

 

[trustbutverify]

That appears to be no longer mathematically possible.

Not what I asked for.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

CNN just turned VA to blue

Sheesh! This is like watching the Cubs in the World Series. Will the Nevada polls start to get rained out when the vote is tied?

 

[Puppycow]

He has already begun to crash the economy.

Indeed.

Global Markets Rocked as Traders See Pathway for Trump Victory

US markets are closed of course, but futures have fallen. In Japan the Nikkei is down over 300 points and the dollar fell about 3% against the yen.

 

[lionking]

I expressed fear Dumpster could win based on the USC poll, which had showed accurate results in the past. But the best odds makers all had Clinton solid. How was this forum anti-skeptic?

It wasn't. This is just the (premature) gloating of someone not prepared to air views in the thread. Before now.

 

[Belz...]

Not what I asked for.

...there, there, Trust. Everything will be alright. Go to bed. Once you wake up tomorrow, Clinton will have been elected president. There is nothing to worry about.

All will be well.

 

[Agatha]

Well, I guess I underestimated the number of angry racist Americans. I guess SJWs have a point there, at least. Race isn't even mentioned during elections, up here.

Nor here. It's shameful that that it's mentioned anywhere.

VA looks as though it is just going to tip to Clinton, but FL still neck and neck.

 

[trustbutverify]

...there, there, Trust. Everything will be alright. Go to bed. Once you wake up tomorrow, Clinton will have been elected president. There is nothing to worry about.

All will be well.

Degree of certainty in pct form?

 

[imodium]

The stock market is tanking just with the chance of a Trump victory. It will fall like a stone if he actually wins.

You reap what you sow Trump voters. Be ashamed. Very ashamed.

do you actually think trumpeteers, like brexiteers, have even the slightest knowledge of stock markets?

or up from down for that matter.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

...there, there, Trust. Everything will be alright. Go to bed. Once you wake up tomorrow, Clinton will have been elected president. There is nothing to worry about.

All will be well.

 

[Belz...]

Degree of certainty in pct form?

You're not sleeping yet. Why aren't you sleeping yet?

 

[lionking]

do you actually think trumpeteers, like brexiteers, have even the slightest knowledge of stock markets?

or up from down for that matter.

Probably not. But they will soon wear the consequences.

 

[Puppycow]

Looks like a long night, huh. Anyone planning to go to bed and just see what happened next morning? (I'm in Japan, so it's actually noon for me).