Trump runs for POTUS/ Trumped Up! Part VI

[acbytesla]

Bollocks

At the end of the day he doesn't represent normal people

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"

You gotta remember that these are simple farmers.
These are people of the land
The common clay of the New West
You know,............ Morons"

The Waco Kid https://youtu.be/ZEKZ4sB2VzI

 

[MikeG]

Isn't it obvious?

That link set off my anti-virus software.

 

[Aepervius]

Benghazi was a tragedy that took the lives of four Americans.

Even if Hillary had zero blame, it just seems wrong to turn it into a punchline.

The GOP witchhunt has been turning Benghazi in a punchline for years now.

 

[CapelDodger]

To me, that would play more like a Shakespearean tragedy, not a comedy. A pompous and ambitious man's best laid plans for domination laid low by a tiny blood clot.

I don't think Shakespeare would take it that way. This is a Hubris and Nemesis story.

But sense of humor is subjective, so if someone - anyone - finds having a stroke or heart attack grounds for hilarity, so be it.

It's the irony. All the Trumpian focus on Clinton's health and her "neurological damage" and then Trumpembolism.

Even better will be if he starts pleading physical and mental frailty to keep himself out of court somewhere up the line. He'll be found shuffling around the streets of New York in slippers and dressing-gown. There's precedent : the name escapes me but Trump's father probably had dealings with the guy.

 

[halleyscomet]

Would you be outraged if Trump grabbed the pussy of a transgender woman? Trump would really have his hands full if he did that, amirite?

Why do you need to drag trans people into this? What did they ever do to you?

And really, you're just reinforcing stereotypes by assuming all trans women are hung like the ones in porn. Groping a trans-women would not necessarily leave Trump with his "hands full." Besides, given the behavior he brags about, he probably HAS sexually assaulted a trans-woman or two.

 

[Cleon]

I don't see what the big deal is. She couldn't hear him say nasty things about her. I'm sure the next "scandal" is going to be that he made obscene gestures to a blind guy.

Would you be outraged if Trump grabbed the pussy of a transgender woman? Trump would really have his hands full if he did that, amirite?

I get that you're trying to be funny, but, uh...Maybe rethink that approach?

 

[acbytesla]

On a personal level, I feel sorry for him.

On a political level, I really don't want that man to have an army.

I'm not sure why you would feel sorry for him. He is getting the bounty from the seeds that he sowed. The man is a liar, a bully, a cheat and a thief. His actions have devastated thousands of people and that was long before he ran for office. He has never lived without anything.

I don't wish violence on him, but I do hope for total personal humiliation and financial devastation. I want America to remember him not as a success, but as a pariah. Trump deserves nothing more than an ignominious end. A cautionary tale for any aspiring demagogues.

 

[halleyscomet]

Someone shoot me. I'm thinking 90s porn star.

You haven't had a jump till you've had the trump

Parallel universe Trump fan fiction.

Get me the brain bleach.

Nah, his um hands are way too small for that.

He could be a power bottom

 

[Foolmewunz]

Another slanted liberal poll.

Who do you trust most to handle:

Foreign policy Clinton 59% Trump 35%
Health care Clinton 54% Trump 41%
Terrorism/National Security Clinton 53% Trump 42%
Immigration Clinton 52% Trump 43%
Economy Clinton 48% Trump 45%

That's from those pinkos at Fox. Even in his two "strongest" areas, Immigration and the Economy, he's now behind.

 

[sunmaster14]

I get that you're trying to be funny, but, uh...Maybe rethink that approach?

Why? I find it funny at least. And, from a brief look at responses, I'd say that the people whose intellect and honesty I respect do too.

 

[sunmaster14]

<snip>

And really, you're just reinforcing stereotypes by assuming all trans women are hung like the ones in porn.

This may be disappointing to you, but you really don't need to be hung like a male porn star to fill up Donald's hands.

 

[halleyscomet]

God, I hope so. The first rather "interesting" hurdle will be how the howling mob will react to a bad Trump defeat undoubtedly inflamed by the maniac candidate himself crying fraud and conspiracy to all the world.

Based on what I've seen, I suspect they'll be hungry for Trump to start a new, ultra-right-wing news network. trump TV will happen if he can secure funding.

I expect there to be violence on election day. I expect Trump's "volunteer monitors" to cause problems.

If Trump loses, I also expect that Trump will likely file a few lawsuits. In the interim, he'll give some fiery speeches that will result in violence. Expect a few Muslims, or suspect Muslims as well as other minorities to be beaten to death.

I doubt a full scale revolution will be sparked. His fan-base isn't organized enough for that, but we could see a number of bloody skirmishes.

 

[Regnad Kcin]

I'm not sure why you would feel sorry for him. He is getting the bounty from the seeds that he sowed. The man is a liar, a bully, a cheat and a thief. His actions have devastated thousands of people and that was long before he ran for office. He has never lived without anything.

I don't wish violence on him, but I do hope for total personal humiliation and financial devastation. I want America to remember him not as a success, but as a pariah. Trump deserves nothing more than an ignominious end. A cautionary tale for any aspiring demagogues.

Careful, unless Trump, the figure, crosses the line to martyrdom.

 

[halleyscomet]

I certainly feel like I've been bated.

You could say he's a master baiter.

 

[Tero]

Pence went and denied Trump's weapons of mass groping today.

 

[halleyscomet]

He's going to claim that the women coming forward to confirm what he's already confessed to are a Mexican conspiracy!? It's just going to be race baiting conspiracies the rest of the way. Not surprising to the increased role Bannon is taking and the alt reich's belief that if Romney had just called President Obama out for being the gay Muslim Kenyan socialist n***** they know he is; the scales would have fallen off everyone's eyes and Romney would ride to victory.

He's doubling down on the anti-Hispanic racism he used to kick off his campaign. If the secret pool of rarely-voting, angry, racist white guys he's banking on actually exists, then it's a brilliant, if deplorable, strategy that could win him the election.

He's streamlining the hate his fans need to feel. Hate Muslims. Hate Hispanics. Hate the Media. Most of all, Hate Hillary Clinton. As long as he can take any problems he faces and put them into one of those baskets, his core fans can carry on with little to no extra thought about each scandal.

I suspect attacking the Mexican real estate mogul is in part to keep the hatred of the Mexicans from growing stale, keep the hate towards Hillary Clinton from getting too saturated and is probably a desperate bid to damage the man's real estate endeavors. If he fancies a voyage into Mexican real estate speculation, attacking a potential competitor would be advisable given his predatory business tactics.

 

[acbytesla]

Careful, unless Trump, the figure, crosses the line to martyrdom.

We wouldn't want that. But what cause would he be a martyr for? White privileged sexist millionaires wearing ferrets on their heads?

 

[Stacko]

Are the Orange Menace's surrogates in some sort of competition to see which one is the worst? Carson melts down on Morning Joe.

 

[halleyscomet]

This may be disappointing to you, but you really don't need to be hung like a male porn star to fill up Donald's hands.

OK, I'll grant you that.

 

[halleyscomet]

Are the Orange Menace's surrogates in some sort of competition to see which one is the worst? Carson melts down on Morning Joe.

I guess Ben Carson still bitter about being left out to dry after feeling the fingers of God.