2016 Presidential Debate II

[steve s]

Trump complains about Chinese steel. His buildings are made of Chinese steel.

 

[BobTheCoward]

Clean coal???

What is your objection to clean coal?

 

[shemp]

Clean coal???

Well, compared to him. And he also personally produces most of America's natural gas.

 

[Trebuchet]

Sorry, link is now fixed.

Good, but this one is better.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Which is every bit as valid as the online polls that had Donald the winner.

Comments are by the BBC reporters

 

[marplots]

Trump complains about Chinese steel. His buildings are made of Chinese steel.

Jet fuel can't melt it.

 

[snoop_doxie]

I'm starting to worry: this debate is happening about two miles from my house. What if Trump sucks so bad that he collapses into a gravitational singularity, forming a spontaneous black hole? I'm pretty sure such a thing two miles from my house might affect my morning commute.

Quick! Write your will! I will take care of everything.

Trust me.

 

[shemp]

What is your objection to clean coal?

That's there's really no such thing.

 

[Trebuchet]

Comments are by the BBC reporters

Thanks for the clarification.

 

[beren]

What is your objection to clean coal?

Same as my objection to unicorns.
It is a myth.

 

[Seismosaurus]

What is your objection to clean coal?

It's misnamed. It should be called "slightly less dirty coal".

 

[acbytesla]

What is your objection to clean coal?

It's a myth.

 

[shemp]

Oh no! It's over! I want it to go on all night!

 

[Trebuchet]

Hallelujah! It's over!! And shook hands at the end.

 

[Denver]

Bit of a yawner.
Poor moderation.
Poor Trump performance.
Hillary did ok.

 

[Seismosaurus]

How does he stick a "I'm not sure it was meant to be a compliment" snark into the one clear and obvious compliment that she offered him?

 

[ddt]

I wonder if Douche got the implication of Hillary's answer to the last question? Namely, there's nothing about Douche himself she respects?

 

[shemp]

Let the idiotic punditry begin!

 

[BobTheCoward]

It's misnamed. It should be called "slightly less dirty coal".

Why? We all know what the term means.

 

[Foolmewunz]

I wonder if Douche got the implication of Hillary's answer to the last question? Namely, there's nothing about Douche himself she respects?

He got it - that's why he said he wasn't sure if it was a compliment. It rated right up there with "you sweat less than any other fat girl I've danced with" in Compliment World.