2016 Presidential Debate II

[shemp]

Hillaryclinton dot spam

Hey, thanks for showing up! Could you please explain to us how Donald is winning this?

 

[The Big Dog]

Lincoln lied about his positions like Hillary did?

Ridiculous.

 

[steve s]

Trump thinks he's at a stand-up comedy club.

 

[shemp]

Isn't there a rule in kids' sports where if one team is losing by too much they go ahead and end the game early, to avoid hurting their feelings by allowing too crushing a defeat?

That's the Mercy Rule. Donald Trump deserves no mercy.

 

[Stacko]

Maybe there's no hacking? Imbecile.

 

[shemp]

"I pay hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes."

Evidence?

 

[steve s]

He'll release his returns when the audit's done.

Steve S

 

[Stacko]

"I pay hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes."

Evidence?

That's a 180 from last debate.

 

[Trebuchet]

Trump: "I know nothing about Russia." He's not lying on that one.

ETA: Sniffff!!

 

[steve s]

"I pay hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes."

Evidence?

Property taxes, probably.

 

[marplots]

Cocaine nose for sure.

 

[ddt]

China has a GDP of 7%? He doesn't know the word "increase"? And 1% increase is still an increase, not "going lower"

 

[steve s]

Claims again that we have the highest taxes in the world. Nonsense.

 

[Foolmewunz]

He'll release his returns when the audit's done.

Steve S

Wait'll we get to the mid-October surprise! "Today, Barack Obama announced that the IRS has completed its audit of Donald J. Trump."

 

[Stacko]

Cocaine nose for sure.

He almost has the energy level to make that plausible.

 

[shemp]

Trump: "I know nothing about Russia." He's not lying on that one.

ETA: Sniffff!!

First true thing he's said.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Cocaine nose for sure.

I thought cocaine made people lively and effervescent?

 

[marplots]

He almost has the energy level to make that plausible.

Yeah. Watch him in the background. He can't stand still.

 

[Stacko]

Can someone let the Secret Service know that there's a crazy man wandering around the stage behind Hillary Clinton?

 

[Foolmewunz]

Notice he doesn't say "... in federal income tax". This is the Eric Trump spin. They keep saying he pays massive taxes. Coop's going after it.