You have to think in completely different terms, space, time and everything else is elastic. This is what relativity is about, quite simple.. A lot will fall to the ground.
Yeah man. You just gotta like-
/me takes HUUUGE hit on a bong
Let go of all that corporate science **** man and stop letting The Man tell you what science is with all his "Experiments" and "tests" man "Math and ****" man.
/me takes a toke off the roach passed by Bjarne
Woahhh man, what's IN that ****** Wooo, I'm seeing some funky colors man. Is that PCP AND acid in the joint maaaan. Wooo, your CRAZY man. Anyway, you gotta like TOTALLY open your mind and let all these dark waves and stuff flow in to, like, teach you about a reality beyond all that math crap. You don't NEED math to do since man, you just need your FEELINGS and your imaginatION worked and twisted by magnetic fields MAAAAAAN. Let the positron collider in your MIND do the work duuude.
/me takes a long draw off Bjarne's joint. Bjarne reaches for it to take it back but a surprisingly deft hand movement for one with eyes that red keeps it from being retrieved. Bjarne tips forward and flops onto the floor, unconscious. He begins snoring.
No, again relativity makes no such assertions.
You like, can't let those physicists and that dead Einstein dude
tell you what Relativity means man. It means what you WANT it to it mean, like Humpty Dumpty said in Alice in Wonderland, right man? Relativity means what you want it to mean man. So what if "elasticity' wasn't in what Einstein wrote? He's some dead German, er, Swiss dude or something. I bet he died before elastics were even INVENTED man, so how could he know space-time was, like,
straight and elastic man?
/me passes out muttering "Einstein never got good and HIGH man."
/me drops the adulterated roach Bjarne had given him. Fortunately it lands on tile, where instead of starting a fire, it smoulders like a stick of hallucinogenic, pot scented incense.