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What will happen at the Democratic Convention?

What will happen at the Democratic Convention?

  • Hillary Clinton will be the nominee.

    Votes: 14 51.9%

  • Bernie Sanders will be the nominee.

    Votes: 8 29.6%

  • Vermin Supreme will be the nominee.

    Votes: 2 7.4%

  • Someone else will be the nominee.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Planet X will unleash their secret weapon - a 35 year old clone of Justin Trudeau who was born in Wa

    Votes: 3 11.1%

  • Other

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    27
  • Poll closed .
While using her broom as a torch, for reasons known only to her, Hillary inadvertently sets Bernie on fire, Bernie's burning! A young girl from Kansas, in sparkly red shoes, attempts to extinguish him with an all too convenient bucket of water, and in the process, accidentally splashes Hillary as well. Suddenly, Hillary begins to melt into a puddle, all the while chanting, "Oh, what a world, I was so close too! Now I'm melting, melting, oh what a world... what a world... so close...", until all that remains is a wet, unfashionable pantsuit.
And so by default, Smoldering Bernie receives the nomination, and easily goes on to win the White House in a forty-nine state landslide.
 
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Hillary and Bernie both refuse to enter the Wells Fargo Center as proof of their stance against the evil big banks. They are joined by 500,000 unemployed, college graduates; BLM members, every SJW in Pennsylvania and its surrounding states all protesting in unison "We hate the banks, but for its donations, thanks!". Later, the protest is joined by 125 million anti-Trumpers, and Philadelphia declares a state of emergency as traffic is at a standstill. 100,000 racist white cops are brought in to control the crowds, only to hear the protestors chant change to "Pigs in a blanket, fry em like bacon; Big banks are evil, but their money were takin!" All is not lost however. Debbie Wasserman Schultz takes the podium in an attempt to calm the crowd. Once her face appears on the JumboTron, all 125,500,000 protestors trample and kill all 100,000 evil cops in an attempt to distance themselves from the eye burning image witnessed on the screen. Hillary announces to the crowd of one that she wants Bernie as her Vice President. One clap can be heard.
 
TragicMonkey said:
Clinton will be exposed as a Goa'uld, and Sanders will amaze the world by finally revealing his secret recipe's 11 herbs and spices.
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Goa'uld?
You are calling Clinton a Goa'uld?!

Goa'uld are so egomaniacal that they are almost parodies of megalomania. In order to get their way, they are willing to torture and kill people without a moments hesitation. Their DNA literally contains a lust for power and a lack of empathy. They. . . . . oh, now I'm seeing it. Nevermind.
 
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Tony Stark said:
Obama will announce that he is cancelling the election and declare himself President for life.

Tbh, I would almost prefer that over a Republican becoming President in that period.
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I don't doubt that. You never really seamed to care much for democracy.
 
Hillary will win all if not most states on Tuesday, and Bernie will have some serious soul searching to do.

Does he collect more donations and spend more money attacking Hillary and giving Trump more ammunition against her? Or does he concede that she will be the winner, and start helping the Democrats win back the Senate and maybe also the House.
 
Hillary will get the nod, and in a magnanimous and wise gesture, will include Bernie in an influential position in the new Democrat cabinet when she takes the presidency. There will also be balloons, fairy-bread and those little frankfurter things in ketchup.
 
Norman Alexander said:
Hillary will get the nod, and in a magnanimous and wise gesture, will include Bernie in an influential position in the new Democrat cabinet when she takes the presidency. There will also be balloons, fairy-bread and those little frankfurter things in ketchup.
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Last night Mrs Don and I were discussing who might be Hillary's VP candidate on the ticket. She suggested Bernie, I thought that Bernie should get a prominent position but that the VP candidate should be a young person, but specifically one who appeals to Bernie supporters.
 
The Don said:
Last night Mrs Don and I were discussing who might be Hillary's VP candidate on the ticket. She suggested Bernie, I thought that Bernie should get a prominent position but that the VP candidate should be a young person, but specifically one who appeals to Bernie supporters.
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Like all Sith Lords, Hillary is nervous about having a sidekick because they get promotions by murdering their superior. Her challenge is to find someone wicked enough to work with her but too weak to topple her.
 
The Don said:
Last night Mrs Don and I were discussing who might be Hillary's VP candidate on the ticket. She suggested Bernie, I thought that Bernie should get a prominent position but that the VP candidate should be a young person, but specifically one who appeals to Bernie supporters.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I understand the veep is not particularly influential. He is more of an understudy than an actor. The Secretaries of State, Trade, Commerce and Treasury all seem to be more influential positions. There are also broader community welfare issues Bernie seems determined to resolve. Perhaps channel that energy and desire constructively?
 
Norman Alexander said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but I understand the veep is not particularly influential. He is more of an understudy than an actor. The Secretaries of State, Trade, Commerce and Treasury all seem to be more influential positions.
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I think it depend a lot on who is president. In some cases, POTUS have delegated power to the VP; in some cases, POTUS has not delegated power to the VP; and in at least one case, the VP has delegated some power to the POTUS.
 
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Hillary will get the nomination. It'll be pretty much a foregone conclusion by the time the convention starts and like in conventions past, they will make a showing of "giving quality time" to Bernie so they can have raucous supporting celebrations and all hoot and holler when the Mudlark of Peace lands on the podium again.

Alas, this will be a full early day of the convention, and the entire nominating evening will be a Hillary Spectacular. Bernie will be at the Feel The Bern booth in the lobby trying to sell off the remaining forty thousand Sanders in 2016 t-shirts.

Hillary is not going to consider the following for VP:

Elizabeth Warren (two northeast women? no way)
Bernie Sanders (New Yorker, no matter what he says)
Nancy P or any other female.
I think she goes for a latino/latina from Texas or a more western state.
 
Foolmewunz said:
Hillary will get the nomination. It'll be pretty much a foregone conclusion by the time the convention starts and like in conventions past, they will make a showing of "giving quality time" to Bernie so they can have raucous supporting celebrations and all hoot and holler when the Mudlark of Peace lands on the podium again.

Alas, this will be a full early day of the convention, and the entire nominating evening will be a Hillary Spectacular. Bernie will be at the Feel The Bern booth in the lobby trying to sell off the remaining forty thousand Sanders in 2016 t-shirts.

Hillary is not going to consider the following for VP:

Elizabeth Warren (two northeast women? no way)
Bernie Sanders (New Yorker, no matter what he says)
Nancy P or any other female.
I think she goes for a latino/latina from Texas or a more western state.
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So... Not Palin, then?
 
Which one will reveal they have Dark Force powers?

I'm not actually voting Vermin Supreme on that one.
 
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