Ted: That's a cheeseburger.
Bob: No! There's no such thing as cheeseburgers.
Ted: What? Of course cheeseburgers exists. There's one on the plate in front of you right now!
Bob: No there isn't!
Ted: Then what the hell is that? *Points at cheeseburger*
Bob: Oh that. It's a hamburger with cheese.
Ted: That's a cheeseburger.
Bob: No it isn't. It's a hamburger with cheese.
Ted: No that's what I'm saying. A cheeseburger is a hamburger with cheese.
Bob: Nope. Not a cheeseburger. Hamburger with cheese.
Ted: Which is a cheeseburger. You're just playing semantics.
Bob: Nope. I'm making a grand point.
Ted: And what is your grand point?
Bob: That cheeseburgers don't exist.
Ted: But they do exist. There is an object which meets every definition of cheeseburger on the plate in front of you.
Bob: Ah you see but there's my genius. That's not a cheeseburger. As I explained it's a hamburger with cheese.
Ted: Which is a cheeseburger!
Bob: No! Cheeseburgers don't exist. Hamburgers with cheese exist.
Bob: No! There's no such thing as cheeseburgers.
Ted: What? Of course cheeseburgers exists. There's one on the plate in front of you right now!
Bob: No there isn't!
Ted: Then what the hell is that? *Points at cheeseburger*
Bob: Oh that. It's a hamburger with cheese.
Ted: That's a cheeseburger.
Bob: No it isn't. It's a hamburger with cheese.
Ted: No that's what I'm saying. A cheeseburger is a hamburger with cheese.
Bob: Nope. Not a cheeseburger. Hamburger with cheese.
Ted: Which is a cheeseburger. You're just playing semantics.
Bob: Nope. I'm making a grand point.
Ted: And what is your grand point?
Bob: That cheeseburgers don't exist.
Ted: But they do exist. There is an object which meets every definition of cheeseburger on the plate in front of you.
Bob: Ah you see but there's my genius. That's not a cheeseburger. As I explained it's a hamburger with cheese.
Ted: Which is a cheeseburger!
Bob: No! Cheeseburgers don't exist. Hamburgers with cheese exist.
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