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Rapture - 23rd September 2015

It looks as if you intend to rewrite the Bible to better suit your interpretation. We can't do that. The important thing to realize is many words have multiple definitions, whatever the reason for the choice used by the writer, it's what we have to go on. And so each has the freedom to interpret. Some interpret to suit their needs, some try to find the contemporary meaning in the words and yes there are even those who go completely off planet.

If someone tells you to get into your "car" and out of the rain, will you remain standing in the rain because you do not see your "automobile" or "vehicle"? Are not all three considered a car?
Chris B.

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It makes no difference to me since I'm not a religious type. If I was to pick a religion to follow, most likely it'd be Buddhism.
 
It looks as if you intend to rewrite the Bible to better suit your interpretation. We can't do that. The important thing to realize is many words have multiple definitions, whatever the reason for the choice used by the writer, it's what we have to go on. And so each has the freedom to interpret. Some interpret to suit their needs, some try to find the contemporary meaning in the words and yes there are even those who go completely off planet.

If someone tells you to get into your "car" and out of the rain, will you remain standing in the rain because you do not see your "automobile" or "vehicle"? Are not all three considered a car?
Chris B.

The point, however, is that we CAN find plenty of people referring to it as "car", "automobile", or "vehicle". If they told me to get into the tent, I wouldn't look around for a car, just in case they meant a totally different meaning of the word than everyone else uses it for.

Basically, find similar support for the postulated meaning of "genea" and you might have an argument. Otherwise, I'm still not impressed.

In fact, otherwise it seems to me like funnily YOU are the one rewriting it by just postulating that word X actually means Y, and only in the place where you'd find it more palatable to read Y instead of X.
 
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You do realize Jesus was Jewish?
Chris B.


No... Jesus was a fictive character written in an anti-Judaism set of fictional writings.

Have a look at some more anti-Jewish despotic edicts put in the mouth of Jesus the fictional character in the writings of people trying to malign Judaism and Jews.

It was the writers of the god-spiels... Matthew claimed that the Jews damned themselves and their descendants by accepting the responsibility for killing Jesus and called them Murderers of prophets. Also John called the Jews Evil Devils and Sons of Devils.

Matthew 27:25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.


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In the parable of the Wedding Feast the nasty Jews do not come to the wedding of Jesus and murder the prophets who came to announce the wedding of the son of God.

And when God gives up on them he invites the gentiles as a second choice after destroying the Jewish cities.

But even among those second preference invitees, the ones who do not dress up are burned in hell for ever.

Matthew 22:1-15
  • 22:1 And Jesus answered and spake unto them again by parables, and said,
  • 22:2 The kingdom of heaven is like unto a certain king, which made a marriage for his son,
    Notice the KING and his SON
  • 22:3 And sent forth his servants to call them that were bidden to the wedding: and they would not come.
    This is of course the Jews
  • 22:4 Again, he sent forth other servants, saying, Tell them which are bidden, Behold, I have prepared my dinner: my oxen and my fatlings are killed, and all things are ready: come unto the marriage.
    This is the Jews who supposedly repeatedly kept refusing their prophets.
  • 22:5 But they made light of it, and went their ways, one to his farm, another to his merchandise:
  • 22:6 And the remnant took his servants, and entreated them spitefully, and slew them.
    Here we have the creation of the myth that the Jews killed their prophets
  • 22:7 But when the king heard thereof, he was wroth: and he sent forth his armies, and destroyed those murderers, and burned up their city.
    That is why God destroyed the Jewish cities... the Romans were God's armies.​
  • 22:8 Then saith he to his servants, The wedding is ready, but they which were bidden were not worthy.
    The Jews are no good
  • 22:9 Go ye therefore into the highways, and as many as ye shall find, bid to the marriage.
    Go get the gentiles
  • 22:10 So those servants went out into the highways, and gathered together all as many as they found, both bad and good: and the wedding was furnished with guests.
  • 22:11 And when the king came in to see the guests, he saw there a man which had not on a wedding garment:
  • 22:12 And he saith unto him, Friend, how camest thou in hither not having a wedding garment? And he was speechless.
  • 22:13 Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
    Ones who do not dress up for Jesus are going to burn ETERNALLY IN HELL​
  • 22:14 For many are called, but few are chosen.
  • 22:15 Then went the Pharisees, and took counsel how they might entangle him in his talk.
    Again those darned Jews want to kill the son of God​

Here Jesus explains that the Jews do not believe in him because they are the SONS OF THE DEVIL and murdering lying evil devils and the proof is that they did not believe in him.

John 8:37-59
  • 8:37 I know that ye are Abraham's seed; but ye seek to kill me, because my word hath no place in you.
    Those darned Jews who kill Jesus​
  • 8:38 I speak that which I have seen with my Father: and ye do that which ye have seen with your father.
    Jews are not the children of God​
  • 8:39 They answered and said unto him, Abraham is our father. Jesus saith unto them, If ye were Abraham's children, ye would do the works of Abraham.
  • 8:40 But now ye seek to kill me, a man that hath told you the truth, which I have heard of God: this did not Abraham.
    Again Jews kill Jesus​
  • 8:41 Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.
  • 8:42 Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me.
    Since they do not believe in Jesus they must not be the children of God​
  • 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
    Jews cannot understand because they cannot hear Jesus.​
  • 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
    Jews are children of the devil and will do the debaucheries of the devil and will murder like devils and are liars like devils.
  • 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
  • 8:46 Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me?
  • 8:47 He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God.
    Unless you believe in Jesus you are not of God.​
  • 8:48 Then answered the Jews, and said unto him, Say we not well that thou art a Samaritan, and hast a devil?
  • 8:49 Jesus answered, I have not a devil; but I honour my Father, and ye do dishonour me.
    Those darned devilish Jews do not love Jesus.​
  • 8:50 And I seek not mine own glory: there is one that seeketh and judgeth.
  • 8:51 Verily, verily, I say unto you, If a man keep my saying, he shall never see death.
  • 8:52Then said the Jews unto him, Now we know that thou hast a devil. Abraham is dead, and the prophets; and thou sayest, If a man keep my saying, he shall never taste of death.
  • 8:53 Art thou greater than our father Abraham, which is dead? and the prophets are dead: whom makest thou thyself?
  • 8:54 Jesus answered, If I honour myself, my honour is nothing: it is my Father that honoureth me; of whom ye say, that he is your God:
    If you are truly as you say God's people then you HAVE TO believe in Jesus​
  • 8:55 Yet ye have not known him; but I know him: and if I should say, I know him not, I shall be a liar like unto you: but I know him, and keep his saying.
  • 8:56 Your father Abraham rejoiced to see my day: and he saw it, and was glad.
    EVEN ABRAHAM knew Jesus​
  • 8:57 Then said the Jews unto him, Thou art not yet fifty years old, and hast thou seen Abraham?
  • 8:58 Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.
    Here Jesus is saying he is God along with his Father and existed even before Abraham was born
  • 8:59 Then took they up stones to cast at him: but Jesus hid himself, and went out of the temple, going through the midst of them, and so passed by.

    Again those darned Jews want to kill Jesus if only he did not run away... I wonder why didn't they just stones him the next time they caught him just like they would have done if he did not cower away?

    This is like one of those movies where the bad guys are chasing the hero trying to kill him and would have blown him to bits with the barrages of bullets and grenades but when they catch him they go through elaborate machinations to kill him out of which he would eventually escape.


Here Jesus educates a Jewish leader in how they do not believe in him
because they are Evil through and through for had they been good at all they would not fail to love Jesus.

John 3:9-21
  • 3:9 Nicodemus answered and said unto him, How can these things be?
  • 3:10 Jesus answered and said unto him, Art thou a master of Israel, and knowest not these things?
  • 3:11 Verily, verily, I say unto thee, We speak that we do know, and testify that we have seen; and ye receive not our witness.
  • 3:12 If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?
  • 3:13 And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven.
    Here Jesus is saying he came from heaven down to earth and then will go back to heaven.

    Doesn't Jesus know about Elijah?
  • 3:14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:
  • 3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
  • 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
    Jesus committing blasphemy but yet wants Jews to believe in him.
  • 3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
  • 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
    More blasphemy
  • 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
    Those Evil Jews do not believe in Jesus because they are evil.
  • 3:20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
    That is why Jews do not believe in Jesus.... they are EVIL
  • 3:21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
    Evil in and out otherwise they would of course be drawn to Jesus​
 
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The point, however, is that we CAN find plenty of people referring to it as "car", "automobile", or "vehicle". If they told me to get into the tent, I wouldn't look around for a car, just in case they meant a totally different meaning of the word than everyone else uses it for.

Basically, find similar support for the postulated meaning of "genea" and you might have an argument. Otherwise, I'm still not impressed.

In fact, otherwise it seems to me like funnily YOU are the one rewriting it by just postulating that word X actually means Y, and only in the place where you'd find it more palatable to read Y instead of X.


But even that backfires upon the abysmal casuistry.

Not to mention of course that his very own link proves him wrong as I have shown here.

But let's for argument's sake grant him his special pleading and bare assertions (on top of ad hominems).

As I have shown here he is not doing Jesus a favor.

By trying to make him not a liar he made him into a moronic despot.... not much of an apologetic I'd say!!

His argument is that in Matthew 24:34 "generation" = "the entire Jewish race" until they stop "kicking".

Granted that for argument's sake despite his very own citation proving him wrong, Jesus turns out to have said nonsense and that on top of utterly vile hateful racist abuse of an entire race of people for ever (see here for more of that abusive hate).

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  1. Let's assume that this casuistic language chicanery is correct (it is not as I show in point 4 below).

    What does that imply? That Jesus will not fulfill his promise until the Jews stop "kicking"?

    Is that what Christian casuists want people to understand?

    Does Jesus want to have all Jews EXTERMINATED before he completes his promise?
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  2. The verse would not make any sense whatsoever if the word generation meant the Jewish people.

    Here is the verse
    Matthew 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation (γενεὰ) shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.
    According to this casuistic LANGUAGE CHICANERY, what Jesus is saying is that the Jews will not have yet been exterminated before he completes his promises.

    What exactly does that mean? It is utter RUBBISH to say something like that.
    It is the equivalent of him saying he will come back before there are no more trees.....but when is that? Tomorrow or 100,000 years from now? So long as there are still trees he would still be awaited… what kind of promise is this?

    If we were to take the language legerdemain to be correct then Jesus is not saying he will fulfill his promise when there are no more Jews.... he is saying there will STILL BE JEWS ("kicking" as you call it) when he does.

    So this is the most DECEPTIVE thing anyone can say... when is that? This is nothing but meaningless EMPTY hogwash.
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  3. If this casuistic word deception is to be taken as true it BACKFIRES UTTERLY upon Jesus and his casuists.

    All it does is prove how HEINOUS Jesus is.
    Have a look at these verses....

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I understand that position. That interpretation is also shared by some that believe the second coming of Christ has already happened. The preterist position. I do not share that opinion or interpretation, but I understand why some feel as they do.

Many passages are metaphoric and I can see why someone of a particular race would have a chip on their shoulder if they viewed the use of "generation" as a negative metaphor but that's simply not the case. The use of "generation" can also simply mean "race" without any negatives applied. The negatives would be in the mind of the reader if they exist IMO.

Chris B.

bible scholars motto:

When in difficulty, when in doubt

Redefine words it'll give you an out.
 
@Leumas
Well, sorta. You're talking of different things. You're trying to find a consistent meaning of "genea", while he rejects that, pretty much. The idea is basically that "genea" means "generation" where it's palatable to read it as "generation", but means "race" where reading it as "generation" would present a problem.

Basically if reading it as "generation" would make Jesus wrong in Matt 17:17, then it means "race" there. If reading it as "race" would make Jesus sound racist in Matt 12:39, then it means "generation" there :p

There's a reason why I said it's the same old playing mad-libs with the words, really. Or I guess it's one illustration of what Randi used to call "like trying to nail Jello to a wall."

Mind you, I'm not saying that even that would salvage his argument, or not entirely, but there we go.
 
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An interesting article on the website secular Web on the failures of Daniels prophecies here:

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/chris_sandoval/daniel.html

Under the dispensationalist view of Daniels seven weeks prophecy they criticise the use of the "biblical year" calendar when the Jews did not use this as their calendar has 354 days in it, and the biblical year fails to provide consistency with other prophecies in the bible.
 
bible scholars motto:

When in difficulty, when in doubt

Redefine words it'll give you an out.


As I have shown here and in other threads, it invariably seems to be out of the frying pan, into the fire, unfortunately for most apologists and casuists.

You see long ago such casuistry worked as an out with benighted sheep because the apologists could get away with trying to make "the entire Jewish race" stop "kicking" so as to bring Jesus back and thus continue to believe that he did not just tell a pack of lies.

It was not considered long ago as bad of Jesus to malign the Jews because of course in the apologists' vitiated brains the Jews deserved it for not believing in Jesus.

Fortunately it now is no longer acceptable for Jesus to curse to death the "Jewish nation" as a fruitless fig tree that deserves felling down or to maligning "the entire Jewish race" for all time until they stop "kicking" as evil, adulterous, wicked, faithless, perverse, sinful, and in other verses labeling them as murderous children of the devil and devils.... at least for most people I hope!!!
 
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@Leumas
Well, sorta. You're talking of different things. You're trying to find a consistent meaning of "genea", while he rejects that, pretty much. The idea is basically that "genea" means "generation" where it's palatable to read it as "generation", but means "race" where reading it as "generation" would present a problem.

Basically if reading it as "generation" would make Jesus wrong in Matt 17:17, then it means "race" there. If reading it as "race" would make Jesus sound racist in Matt 12:39, then it means "generation" there :p

There's a reason why I said it's the same old playing mad-libs with the words, really. Or I guess it's one illustration of what Randi used to call "like trying to nail Jello to a wall."

Mind you, I'm not saying that even that would salvage his argument, or not entirely, but there we go.


Yes... but even in the very same verse... it is worse for Jesus to say that generation means the Jews.

I am not just talking about applying the meaning anywhere else which is also a problem for Jesus' image.

No... just the same verse.... here let's have a look at it with the word generation replaced as he said with the phrase "the entire Jewish race".

Matthew 24:34
  • Verily I say unto you, This generation (γενεὰ) the entire Jewish race shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.


Read it now... does it make sense?

What exactly does it mean to say that the Jews will still be around and "kicking" when all those things will come to pass? Does that mean tomorrow or 100 years or 1000 or 2000 or WHEN?

He says that since the Jews are still around and have not yet stopped "kicking" this means that Jesus is not a liar because right up to the day the Jews stop "kicking" Jesus still has time to make all these things pass.

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The modern (skeptical) view of the passage is severely flawed in other words. Since we still have Jews kicking, I suppose the passage and the prophecy is still ongoing, for Christians.


This is heinous to say the least in that it is hoping for the EXTINCTION of "the entire Jewish race" so as to finally bring about Jesus' promises.

But more importantly, we have here Jesus making a promise that is UTTERLY MEANINGLESS.

If I tell you TODAY that I will give you $100 TOMORROW and then the next day you come to claim the $100 and I tell you well it is not TOMORROW would you come back to claim the $100 again the next day?

What goes through your mind if I tell you that before the white rhinoceros goes extinct I will give you $1M?

What would you say if instead I said that before the human race goes extinct I will give you $1M?

According to the illogic of this casuistic, Jesus in this verse itself (forget the others) was using CHICANERY and making EMPTY PROMISES just as meaningless as the $100 promise above or the end of the human race one.

Or else, Jesus was insinuating that the Jews are as an endangered race as the white rhino example above and inciting the extermination of the entire Jewish race so as to precipitate the fulfillment of his promises as many have in fact tried and are still trying to do so.

But all this is pointless since his own citation proves him wrong
3. the whole multitude of men living at the same time: Matthew 24:34; Mark 13:30; Luke 1:48 (πᾶσαι αἱ γενεαί); ; Philippians 2:15; used especially of the Jewish race living at one and the same period: Matthew 11:16; Matthew 12:39, 41f, 45; Matthew 16:4; Matthew 23:36; Mark 8:12, 38; Luke 11:29f, 32, 50; Luke 17:25; Acts 13:36; Hebrews​
 
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You would think that Christians might have run across this since, well, it's a key scripture used to support the Rapture:

“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father..." (Matthew 24:36 NIV)

^^^ This. Something that I have had to keep telling my crazy Super Catholic family about, as they keep insisting that the Rapture is "going to be within our lifetime."
 
As I have shown here and in other threads, it invariably seems to be out of the frying pan, into the fire, unfortunately for most apologists and casuists.

You see long ago such casuistry worked as an out with benighted sheep because the apologists could get away with trying to make "the entire Jewish race" stop "kicking" so as to bring Jesus back and thus continue to believe that he did not just tell a pack of lies.

It was not considered long ago as bad of Jesus to malign the Jews because of course in the apologists' vitiated brains the Jews deserved it for not believing in Jesus.

Fortunately it now is no longer acceptable for Jesus to curse to death the "Jewish nation" as a fruitless fig tree that deserves felling down or to maligning "the entire Jewish race" for all time until they stop "kicking" as evil, adulterous, wicked, faithless, perverse, sinful, and in other verses labeling them as murderous children of the devil and devils.... at least for most people I hope!!!

Apologists insist that the bible is full of weasel words that change their meanings like chameleons but if that is so how can we understand any of Jesus's sayings?
 
Apologists insist that the bible is full of weasel words that change their meanings like chameleons but if that is so how can we understand any of Jesus's sayings?
They'll tell you what it means.
 
Apologists insist that the bible is full of weasel words that change their meanings like chameleons but if that is so how can we understand any of Jesus's sayings?

Theology has an answer to that too, which incidentally is the same that the Fan Dumb have on other domains: see, you're not a REAL fan if you interpret it otherwise.

*AHEM*

Sorry, I mean, they have the HOLY SPIRIT to decypher it for them. If you read it otherwise, obviously you don't have the holy spook in you.
 
No... Jesus was a fictive character written in an anti-Judaism set of fictional writings.

Have a look at some more anti-Jewish despotic edicts put in the mouth of Jesus the fictional character in the writings of people trying to malign Judaism and Jews.
Many Jewish commentators have taken a different view. May I refer you to the various writings of the late Hyam Maccoby, who believes Jesus to have been a messianic agitator. I sympathise with this. Although Jesus is depicted in some of the ways you describe, he is also depicted as an observant Jew. It is only too likely that later hands introduced the anti-Jewish material into the NT, but why would they then depict him as a Jew, attending the Temple? Or being immersed in the Jordan by John for the atonement of sins. There seems here to be a core of material identifying him as a Jewish preacher.

As to the "generations", you are without question right. The prophecy is clear, and was falsified with the decease of that generation. But why assume Jesus to have been a liar? Perhaps he was, but only too many religious enthusiasts in times of stress think they see the signs of the coming Kingdom of God, and proclaim this to anyone who will listen. They are deluded, but not necessarily deceitful.
 
What??? The "rapture" was fabricated at least 1800 years ago in the Pauline Corpus.

Pauline writers gave specific "details" of the rapture

1 Thessalonians 4.


In the NT, the character called Jesus claimed he would come in the CLOUDS and GATHER his ELECT.

Mark 13

The so-called rapture is not a modern invention at all.

The so-called rapture with the Lord from heaven was invented at least since the 2nd-3rd century.
I already quoted a number of unrelated passages that have been used to create a Franken-doctrine. Those are irrelevant. Link to something indicating that someone stated the actual doctrine of the Rapture as given in the 1800s, the notion that people would suddenly disappear as a sign of the end times.
 
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Evidence?

This isn't that complicated. If the Rapture as portrayed in the Left Behind series was common doctrine 1800 years ago there should be volumes on it in the Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches.
 
1 Thessalonians is a fundamental reference to the rapture
Maybe I'm just not quite comprehending what you are saying. Thessalonians was after Jesus' death. Are you claiming that Jesus kept the Rapture a secret? Or was Paul the first person to come along who could handle the truth?
 

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