SpuriusMaximus
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I wasn't looking to counter the points of your post. I just thought your comments about the Swiss guard were a little harsh on a group people with a very proud tradition of being soldiers.
Still not sure what the point is, though. I didn't say they weren't good soldiers, or didn't have a martial tradition. I mean, the Swiss definitely got to be neutral by being too badass to be worth conquering and all.
What I did say is that said guard runs around in colourful pyjamas and with halberds. Which seems to me rather accurate. And frankly more of a reflection of their employer's taste in minion uniforms than their fighting abilities.
Honestly, I know every supervillain needs themed lairs, and a unique automobile, and recognizable uniforms for the henchmen, but unless you're the Joker, just don't dress them in clown outfits. Just no.
Honestly, we kinda grew out of that during the Dark Age of comics
ETA: so to sum things up, in case it still wasn't clear: the fighting abilities of the Swiss Guard, I take seriously. The guys who happen to hold the post of chief deranged fanboy, even of Jesus, well, let's just say, about as much as I'd take the chief fanboy of Luke Skywalker or Captain Kirk seriously. And I actually like Star Wars and Star Trek, unlike the bible
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