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Latest Bigfoot "evidence"

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Resume said:
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I would assert, and rightly so, that 6 to 9-ft apes riding trees to the ground would necessitate rubbing against them. And leaving behind hairs.*


Why would I want to thin out squirrels? I'm not Elvis and have no taste for fried squirrel. Around here, we save the .22s and .17 HMRs for feral cats.

*And if footie were riding trees to the ground as a common means of locomotion, that sort of sign would be blindingly obvious.
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Yes they would. But I didn't say they were moving from tree to tree by riding them when I was following the trackway. They were on the ground. I think now the way they lost me was to tap a tree. So now I know better what to look for next time the trail disappears. At the time, the thought of them going up a tree never occurred to me.

If your squirrel populations are to the point they're competing for territory, you have an excess. Likely because as you mentioned, others feel as you and don't hunt/eat them. Sounds like you need to add a few hillbillies in the area.

Once again, the trackway did not consist of 1.5-2 miles of tree riding.

Chris B.
 
Macgyver1968 said:
Have you taken any pictures of these tracks? If not, next time you see some can you take some pictures for us?
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I have several track pics. No, I will not share them as it has no benefit. Perhaps I should send River a plaster cast to study too? No thanks. Chris B.
 
Yeah that Bigfoot hanging out in trees just like other fantasy creatures LOL!
 
captain koolaid said:
I'm kinda lost here. Why would they be doing this? For the LOLZ? Is Bigfoot just a wacky guy, at heart? Say it ain't so. I want my Biggy bloodthirsty and belligerent, thank you very much.
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Tapping the tree by tree riding is simply a way to leave a cold trail and start fresh again.
It has nothing to do with normal locomotion means and will likely only occur at the end of a hot trail, not during it. Chris B.
 
John Nowak said:
I grew up in a semi-rural place and I climbed trees. I never rode a tree down or heard about it in school. That's not good evidence, though.

"Tree riding" on YouTube does return hits, but it appears to mean "riding a snowmobile up the slope of a fallen tree."

Anyone able to link a video of kids doing this?
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You know, I'm not shocked in the least that a Bigfooter has common knowledge of something as simple as tree riding while skeptics deny the concept even exists. LMAO This is rich indeed. Who was it that said "We're not a bunch of city slickers here". Oh God, my side is hurting. Chris B.
 
Cervelo said:
Didn't the Nawacies first make the claim of dancing bigfeets in the trees....we are witnessing the birth of a "well documented" Bigfoot behavior or you know just making @&$" up ;)
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LMAO! see my previous post.................Oh it hurts........
Chris B.
 
ChrisBFRPKY said:
Tapping the tree by tree riding is simply a way to leave a cold trail and start fresh again.
It has nothing to do with normal locomotion means and will likely only occur at the end of a hot trail, not during it. Chris B.
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A hot trail? Of Bigfoot? There must be a lot of hair and scat and stuff on such a thing.
 
ChrisBFRPKY said:
You know, I'm not shocked in the least that a Bigfooter has common knowledge of something as simple as tree riding while skeptics deny the concept even exists. LMAO This is rich indeed. Who was it that said "We're not a bunch of city slickers here". Oh God, my side is hurting. Chris B.
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You do realize that as trees become larger, they become more rigid. You may want to look at the Mythbusters episode "tree catapult." It is one thing for a 150lb person to bend a sapling and another to find a "sapling" capable of holding a footie and also bending.
 
River said:
Because there is no bigfoot to be found, or scat of them. you're free to prove us all wrong at any point. You claimed to have a saliva sample, and HD video from 15', and other documenting of "claimed evidence" left by the big guy. So far, all you've done is tell us stories. (wow, not used to that at all with the bigfoot phenomenon! its a brand new tactic) OK, so we all know you love to tell your bigfoot stories Chris. I like the popcorn bark stories. Can we hear more about those please?

:D
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I'd be more interested in hearing stories about your hoaxing. Have you fooled anyone yet? Got any pics of your work?

River said:
I'm sure you have photos or video documenting this right? Oh, more stories? :D
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I have lots of track pics. You could use those to make a convincing set of stompers if you had the know how and the right ones. If you could see them that is. Right now I'll bet you are probably thinking about something to tell me of what you may have already obtained of mine. But, I should let you in on something, you may not be as clever as you think. :D
Chris B.
 
comncents said:
You do realize that as trees become larger, they become more rigid. You may want to look at the Mythbusters episode "tree catapult." It is one thing for a 150lb person to bend a sapling and another to find a "sapling" capable of holding a footie and also bending.
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Yes, a large tree, especially a hard wood, would break. Exactly. Chris B.
 
ChrisBFRPKY said:
I'd be more interested in hearing stories about your hoaxing. Have you fooled anyone yet? Got any pics of your work?



I have lots of track pics. You could use those to make a convincing set of stompers if you had the know how and the right ones. If you could see them that is. Right now I'll bet you are probably thinking about something to tell me of what you may have already obtained of mine. But, I should let you in on something, you may not be as clever as you think. :D
Chris B.
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Dude, you have stated one of your main goals in life is to find imaginary poop. I wouldn't be accusing others of not being clever.
 
dmaker said:
What does my knowledge of tree riding have to do with you claiming that sceptics are denying the practice even exists?

Furthermore, WTF does children in KY climbing trees have to do with bigfoot?
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Answer my question and I'll answer yours. Chris B.
 
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