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What you're doing is dismissing the entire premise of Star Wars instead of trying to figure out how to make a light saber. What you're doing is dismissing the entire premise of ghosts instead of trying to figure out where they sleep. What you're doing is dismissing the entire premise of trolls instead of trying to figure out how they ever got the bridges gig.

What you're doing is dismissing the entire premise of common sense instead of trying to figure out why everyone intelligent is against you.
Well, this is a Bigfoot thread.
Not at that point yet huh? So what do you know? I mean beyond any insipid semantic jive. Literally everything there is to know is still an unknown, apparently. Therefore, Bigfoot?
I know little but I'm constantly learning. That's all I can do. Maybe I don't know much, but I'm closer than you to solving the mystery.
Chris B.
 
I don't think they'd have to jump. This is where some knowledge of tree riding would help you understand how that would work.

I realize not everyone was raised as I was here in KY so I will explain how it works. Please don't take this the wrong way I mean no disrespect. I'm betting you honestly don't know and there's nothing wrong with that.

For entertainment as a kid, my friends and I would find a tree about 3 to 4 inches in diameter (or larger depending on your weight). Usually we preferred cedars as they were the most flexible or at least more flexible than the small hardwood trees like oak, poplar etc and the cedars were easier to climb.

Anyway, the fun is to climb the tree to a height of usually 12 to 15 feet and then lean over. Our weight (when thrown off center) would effectively ride the tree over gently to the ground. When your feet touch the ground you let go of the tree. The fun was in seeing who could climb the highest and hence take the longest ride to the ground. I guess 20 feet or just over was probably the record. Chris B.
Most men about my age and generation have climbed trees, played about in trees, built tree-houses and placed tree-stands so take that condescending woodcraft nonsense and place it somewhere.

How do you propose 6 to 9-ft apes move about in the trees without brushing against them, leaving hair and other sign behind? Let's get this straight Chris, I can tell when the squirrels in my backyard, up north in my retirement property, have engaged in fearful territorial squirrel war by the obvious sign they leave behind. Half to one-pound grey squirrels. Cut the **** already. Seriously, this type of crap pisses me off to no end. All animals leave signs of their passing and it only takes a willingness to spend time and concentration in an attempt to understand those signs, interpret them, and make simple discoveries. My advice to footers here would be that this isn't a friendly enclave and many members have a deep understanding of the outdoors and the environment that some claim as footie habitat, and attempts to ******** members here under the assumption that we're all simply city-slickers is . . . ill advised.

Knock that **** the **** off.
 
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Most men about my age and generation have climbed trees, played about in trees, built tree-houses and placed tree-stands so take that condescending woodcraft nonsense and place it somewhere.

How do you propose 6 to 9-ft apes move about in the trees without brushing against them, leaving hair and other sign behind? Let's get this straight Chris, I can tell when the squirrels in my backyard, up north in my retirement property, have engaged in fearful territorial squirrel war by the obvious sign they leave behind. Half to one-pound grey squirrels. Cut the **** already. Seriously, this type of crap pisses me off to no end. All animals leave signs of their passing and it only takes a willingness to spend time and concentration in an attempt to understand those signs, interpret them, and make simple discoveries. My advise to footers here would be that this isn't a friendly enclave and many members have a deep understanding of the outdoors and the environment that some claim as footie habitat, and attempts to ******** members here under the assumption that we're all simply city-slickers is . . . ill advised.

Knock that **** the **** off.

Yikes, excuse me all over the place. I had no idea you were a tree riding professional. If that's the case then why do you think Bigfoot would need to jump from one tree to another? Couldn't they simply climb up, throw their weight off center and ride the tree over to the next tree or to the ground? You know, like a tree rider? Seems like you'd have a good understanding of that? I suppose you were just giving me a hard time as usual huh.....

.22 rifles and .410 shotguns are great for thinning out squirrels in KY. In fact, I don't know anyone here with an excess of squirrels.
Chris B.
 
Yikes, excuse me all over the place. I had no idea you were a tree riding professional. If that's the case then why do you think Bigfoot would need to jump from one tree to another? Couldn't they simply climb up, throw their weight off center and ride the tree over to the next tree or to the ground? You know, like a tree rider? Seems like you'd have a good understanding of that? I suppose you were just giving me a hard time as usual huh.....
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Yep, they were moving from one tree to the next regularly the entire time. I didn't find a single hair. Evidently they didn't brush up against them, that's another reason I think they were likely searching for something
I would assert, and rightly so, that 6 to 9-ft apes riding trees to the ground would necessitate rubbing against them. And leaving behind hairs.*

.22 rifles and .410 shotguns are great for thinning out squirrels in KY. In fact, I don't know anyone here with an excess of squirrels.
Chris B.
Why would I want to thin out squirrels? I'm not Elvis and have no taste for fried squirrel. Around here, we save the .22s and .17 HMRs for feral cats.

*And if footie were riding trees to the ground as a common means of locomotion, that sort of sign would be blindingly obvious.
 
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What you're doing is dismissing the entire premise of Bigfoot instead of trying to work out where to find their scat. I'll admit it's much easier and requires less thought to go your route. But the problem is I know the animals do exist, therefore they must leave scat somewhere.

I'm not "making excuses for Bigfoot" by saying I don't know where they leave their scat. I'm admitting I don't know where they leave it and I haven't found any yet. Simply because I've not found any yet doesn't mean they don't exist. It means they're doing something different from the other animals in the forest and the job is figuring out what that is. Chris B.


Because there is no bigfoot to be found, or scat of them. you're free to prove us all wrong at any point. You claimed to have a saliva sample, and HD video from 15', and other documenting of "claimed evidence" left by the big guy. So far, all you've done is tell us stories. (wow, not used to that at all with the bigfoot phenomenon! its a brand new tactic) OK, so we all know you love to tell your bigfoot stories Chris. I like the popcorn bark stories. Can we hear more about those please?

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LOL, I thought that too. That many apples is gonna give somebody the runs or at least a cramp to go. But there was no scat in the area.

Prints will go differing depths based on the soil conditions and type. The tobacco patch trackway was easily 2 inches deep, yet when the trackway exited into a pasture field, hardly an indention marked the ground. The grass was crushed but the tracks were probably not deep enough to register for casting in the untilled soil of the pasture. Chris B.

I'm sure you have photos or video documenting this right? Oh, more stories? :D
 
I don't think they'd have to jump. This is where some knowledge of tree riding would help you understand how that would work.

I realize not everyone was raised as I was here in KY so I will explain how it works. Please don't take this the wrong way I mean no disrespect. I'm betting you honestly don't know and there's nothing wrong with that.

For entertainment as a kid, my friends and I would find a tree about 3 to 4 inches in diameter (or larger depending on your weight). Usually we preferred cedars as they were the most flexible or at least more flexible than the small hardwood trees like oak, poplar etc and the cedars were easier to climb.

Anyway, the fun is to climb the tree to a height of usually 12 to 15 feet and then lean over. Our weight (when thrown off center) would effectively ride the tree over gently to the ground. When your feet touch the ground you let go of the tree. The fun was in seeing who could climb the highest and hence take the longest ride to the ground. I guess 20 feet or just over was probably the record. Chris B.



There is no way a sane person can believe that load of crap.
 
...why do you think Bigfoot would need to jump from one tree to another? Couldn't they simply climb up, throw their weight off center and ride the tree over to the next tree or to the ground? You know, like a tree rider?...


I'm kinda lost here. Why would they be doing this? For the LOLZ? Is Bigfoot just a wacky guy, at heart? Say it ain't so. I want my Biggy bloodthirsty and belligerent, thank you very much.
 
why do you think Bigfoot would need to jump from one tree to another? Couldn't they simply climb up, throw their weight off center and ride the tree over to the next tree or to the ground? You know, like a tree rider?
Chris B.

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LOL, I thought that too. That many apples is gonna give somebody the runs or at least a cramp to go. But there was no scat in the area.

Prints will go differing depths based on the soil conditions and type. The tobacco patch trackway was easily 2 inches deep, yet when the trackway exited into a pasture field, hardly an indention marked the ground. The grass was crushed but the tracks were probably not deep enough to register for casting in the untilled soil of the pasture. Chris B.


Have you taken any pictures of these tracks? If not, next time you see some can you take some pictures for us?
 
One of my main goals is to find some Bigfoot scat. And yes you are correct it would tell a great deal about the creatures from what they're eating to the kind of parasites they carry among other things. But unfortunately Bigfoot scat is not easy to come by. If you have Bigfoot scat, you have Bigfoot on record.
Chris B.


Bigfoot Scat not easy to come by? Easy to find if one knows what to look for.
 
I'm pretty sure bigfoot tree riding is the means by which BLAARGing actually jumps the shark. It took me awhile to sign on to the BLAARG theory but these last few days have comepletely convinced me. I have placed tree riding right next to bigfoot linguistics/Samaurai chatter on my list of alltime great bigfoot BS.
 
I'm pretty sure bigfoot tree riding is the means by which BLAARGing actually jumps the shark. It took me awhile to sign on to the BLAARG theory but these last few days have comepletely convinced me. I have placed tree riding right next to bigfoot linguistics/Samaurai chatter on my list of alltime great bigfoot BS.

Chris has in his possession an endless supply of burlap sacks, handing them out on a regular basis, and damned if we don't grab them every time and go out in search of the snipe.
 
Didn't the Nawacies first make the claim of dancing bigfeets in the trees....we are witnessing the birth of a "well documented" Bigfoot behavior or you know just making @&$" up ;)
 
Tree riding explains a lot: the numerous broken trees, the lack of proven tracks on the ground (I personally had thought that Bigfeet wore snow shoes, but this is a better explanation), the difficulty of getting clear pictures (Bigfeet use tress like squirrels do, and try to stay on the opposite side from the hunter). So we are making progress in explaining the mystery of Bigfoot, leaving us only with the absence of scat, dead bodies, and any other physical signs.

I originally believed that the BLAARING hypothesis was implausible, although I thought that Bigfeet were non-existent. But now I am coming around.
 
For entertainment as a kid, my friends and I would find a tree about 3 to 4 inches in diameter (or larger depending on your weight). Usually we preferred cedars as they were the most flexible or at least more flexible than the small hardwood trees like oak, poplar etc and the cedars were easier to climb.

I grew up in a semi-rural place and I climbed trees. I never rode a tree down or heard about it in school. That's not good evidence, though.

"Tree riding" on YouTube does return hits, but it appears to mean "riding a snowmobile up the slope of a fallen tree."

Anyone able to link a video of kids doing this?
 
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