Cruz reminds me of Ted Haggard. Always play-acting a role, but secretly so gay (nttawwt). He never sounds like a real person having a normal conversation. Always "on". Too animated.
But...what if he really is gay?, and gets the nomination?, and gets outed as a total hypocrite?....oh how delicious!
In a way, I would enjoy seeing a Republican who acts like a rabidly fringe-right candidate get elected then say "Haha, not only was I actually liberal the whole time, but I'm even gay!"
I wonder how much effort that would take with the current American voters.