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Resume said:
Gosh, must be footie. I've never known anyone to **** with campers in a tent. No, not at all. Wait, I used to do it all the time, especially with newbie campers. Bear noises, footsteps, howling, and yes, even throwing **** at tents.

Also, have you ever experienced a pissed-off squirrel dropping things on your tent? Never?

Honestly, do you get out much?
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Well, goooollllly, why didn't I think of that. You're right and you'll have to pardon me, I'm not the sharpest bulb on the tree.
 
Northern Lights said:
Well, goooollllly, why didn't I think of that. You're right and you'll have to pardon me, I'm not the sharpest bulb on the tree.
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If you think these things likely have natural (non-footie) explanations, why even bring them up? If you think they have a footie explanation, you would certainly have corroborating evidence.

Or are you just BLAARGing?

And as another BTW: With some of the garbage you folks post around here, you must surely think we lot are the dullest bulbs in the toolchest. Play the hurt feeling card somewhere else and perhaps post up some objective, physical evidence in favor of your favorite cryptid. Already.
 
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Northern Lights said:
Ah, I see. She was combining a couple of different incidents. The candy was not thrown at the tents, but we did have berries thrown at our tent each of the three nights we were there. They were berries that were blue (not the edible blue berries) that grow along the ground and are pasty when broken open. This is the closest picture I could find:

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The first night, we didn't know what it was. The leaves that hit would produce a scraping sound as they slid off the tent. The berries would roll off, making a very distinct noise. The second night, Dan counted many berries hitting as I slept. The third night, I heard several hitting the tent. Don't remember how many, but I counted. Need to consult my notes on exactly how many. In the morning, we would find the berries accumulated around the tent.

Andy must have told her of everything that happened and she mixed them up for the show.
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Okay, so the reason I brought this up is because Renae's version of the story differed from what you'd originally told us, which you've now explained away by saying she made a mistake. Okay. If I buy this new version of events which includes multiple other campsite visit encounters (which it's a little odd it wasn't mentioned before, but whatever, taking it at face value) bringing the total to at least five.

Three nights of blueberry chucking.
One night of Good n' Plenty chucking.
One broken thermal imager 8-minute campfire visit.

Is that right? How many total visits to your campsites would you say bigfoot has made at this stage?

Also, what is with the bait pile she brought up? I don't recall this aspect of your story?
 
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Pterodactyl said:
Also, what is with the bait pile she brought up? I don't recall this aspect of your story?
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I think that might be the deer baiting corn that we conversed around here somewhere.

Deer bait, footie corn, you decide.
 
Pterodactyl said:
Okay, so the reason I brought this up is because Renae's version of the story differed from what you'd originally told us, which you've now explained away by saying she made a mistake. Okay. If I buy this new version of events which includes multiple other campsite visit encounters (which it's a little odd it wasn't mentioned before, but whatever, taking it at face value) bringing the total to at least five.

Three nights of blueberry chucking.
One night of Good n' Plenty chucking.
One broken thermal imager 8-minute campfire visit.

Is that right? How many total visits to your campsites would you say bigfoot has made at this stage?

Also, what is with the bait pile she brought up? I don't recall this aspect of your story?
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Let's back up for a minute because I think there are some commingling of different events. The berry and candy chucking was 2009, the thermal sighting was not 8 minutes, it was 15 and it was in 2013, so different trip.

Regarding how many visits, I don't know. We had occurrences each night so at least three.

I have no idea with she was referring to with the bait pile. Someone brought a large box of apples but that was at base camp about 1 1/2 from where I was staying.

If you want to read the about the entire trip, it's on the BFRO blue forum, under past expeditions and is titled 2009 Minnesota Expedition.
 
Northern Lights said:
Regarding how many visits, I don't know. We had occurrences each night so at least three.
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I'll just bet you did. Why, footie ain't so elusive at all. Matter of fact, he's mundane. Strange though, with all this interaction, not one footie, or piece of one, has ever been reliably documented.

There are loads of "occurrences" though.
 
So I just want to make sure I understand...Ol' Footie spent three nights chucking little berries at he tent. (The size berry that can't be thrown more than a couple dozen feet) and the brave Bigfoot hunters sit and/or sleep through it - all the while a thermal imager sits at their side. I guess they were waiting for a "good" opportunity to use it!?!?
 
Bigfoot throws berries because generally it causes people to leave its territory. Many people will pack up their tent and leave right away.
 
Well it usually drives people away.

Hundreds of years ago Bigfoot used to throw gigantic rocks and logs at Indians sleeping in tepees. But this would often enrage the humans so much that they would kill the Bigfoots and eventually that behavior was weeded out by natural selection.

Sometimes it goes the other way. Hikers occasionally find a stick shelter with a Bigfoot sleeping inside. They will toss coins at the shelter to annoy the Bigfoot until it leaves. Some people have been known to spray bear repellent right into an occupied Bigfoot nest.
 
Drewbot said:
Whoah Nellie!

Are u serious?

Right there in the picture.
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:D You're BLAARGing better than they are.

Resume said:
I think that might be the deer baiting corn that we conversed around here somewhere.

Deer bait, footie corn, you decide.
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:D Without comparing a specimen of every type of corn known to man, aren't you being a little unfair to all those lesser strains that are still fully capable if not a little forgotten? They wanna be eaten by deer Bigfoot too. Yeah I thought so. You have a prior agenda perhaps?

William Parcher said:
Bigfoot throws berries because generally it causes people to leave its territory. Many people will pack up their tent and leave right away.
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:D And if they don't have a tent, they leave to go buy one, come back, wait for berries then pack up and leave. Called second tier campers. The kind that always needs to borrow some propane.

William Parcher said:
Well it usually drives people away.

Hundreds of years ago Bigfoot used to throw gigantic rocks and logs at Indians sleeping in tepees. But this would often enrage the humans so much that they would kill the Bigfoots and eventually that behavior was weeded out by natural selection.

Sometimes it goes the other way. Hikers occasionally find a stick shelter with a Bigfoot sleeping inside. They will toss coins at the shelter to annoy the Bigfoot until it leaves. Some people have been known to spray bear repellent right into an occupied Bigfoot nest.
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:D So ******* funny!
 
William Parcher said:
Hundreds of years ago Bigfoot used to throw gigantic rocks and logs at Indians sleeping in tepees. But this would often enrage the humans so much that they would kill the Bigfoots and eventually that behavior was weeded out by natural selection.
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I thought it was impossible to kill Bigfoot. Isn't that the explanation for no Bigfoot bits in the historical record, or have I missed something?

It's hard to keep up with the latest Bigfoot excuses research.
 
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