Lord Language Resurrection.

[Astreja]

Actually, if this is what God really wants, then why isn't it already so?

The Tower of Babel Incident seems to indicate that the Abrahamic god has just a wee bit of a problem with everyone speaking a common language. In fact, despite that fact that purportedly all of us here on this thread are speaking English, there are parts of it that are still downright incomprehensible.

Perhaps we should ask for this thread to be merged with Gaetan's "Money/Inequality" thread so that we can have one-stop shopping for our bafflement. They are, after all, both alternate-reality scenarios involving money and gods...

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

Why would Joe Paycheck suddenly become Joe Genius just because he had some time off?

A couple of times during my work time I had months off from work and I never wrote the Great American Novel or painted a masterpiece.

Since most American's pastime is drinking beer and watching sports I don't see that six months more of that will improve humanity.

One of my great discoveries is The Commandment of Commandments of The Book of Books.
I have calculated how many there are so cold the days of shabbatons - creative vacations and the days of hamlaha - creative job in Torah.
And I have discovered the equal balance of this days with accuracy 1 - 2 days.
It means that the auther of Bible has knew very well that the condition oof maximal intellectual and spirit comfort is not only the 7th Day free from job the equal balance of days of job and days of creative vacation.
Unfortunately nobody for 3500 years we have the Book of Books has implemented The Commandment Commandments of The Book of Books.
My project gives the great real ability to implement The Commandment Commandments of The Book of Books to every person.

 

[Craig4]

One of my great discoveries is The Commandment of Commandments of The Book of Books.
I have calculated how many there are so cold the days of shabbatons - creative vacations and the days of hamlaha - creative job in Torah.
And I have discovered the equal balance of this days with accuracy 1 - 2 days.
It means that the auther of Bible has knew very well that the condition oof maximal intellectual and spirit comfort is not only the 7th Day free from job the equal balance of days of job and days of creative vacation.
Unfortunately nobody for 3500 years we have the Book of Books has implemented The Commandment Commandments of The Book of Books.
My project gives the great real ability to implement The Commandment Commandments of The Book of Books to every person.

That's just a religious thing, that's nothing.

 

[Astreja]

One of my great discoveries is The Commandment of Commandments of The Book of Books.

I don't believe in your "book of books." I think it's utterly primitive trash. It was originally propaganda for a breakaway monotheistic tribe from Canaan, then got co-opted by Paul of Tarsus for his silly death cult, and finally got borrowed again by some Arabian chap for his cult.

There is no one author -- Rather, it was authored by a succession of people who read the earlier writings and then added to them -- But even if there was one author and it was a god, he can't write worth beans.

I also don't see where the Buddhist Tripitaka fits into your plan, either. Have you actually read it? Start here. It's nothing at all like the Bible.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

So what do you do with this money? What does this money go for? It's not like you can just buy North America and Europe and if you could, you couldn't even afford Luxembourg with that palty sum. How does that small amount of money completely alter the geopolitics of the entire world?

For the global launch of really great global social projects do not needed a very large amount of money.
$100000000 is absolutely enough for me to launch the net of different businesses in New York with equal symmetry of weeks of work and weeks of creative vacations for their staff.
For about some years it will be clear to the world the great potential of weekly symmetrical lifestyle and the world will replace most today's models by my model.

 

[Leumas]

For the global launch of really great global social projects do not needed a very large amount of money.
$100000000 is absolutely enough for me to launch the net of different businesses in New York with equal symmetry of weeks of work and weeks of creative vacations for their staff.
For about some years it will be clear to the world the great potential of weekly symmetrical lifestyle and the world will replace most today's models by my model.

So why doesn't Abraham come down and give you some of the silver and gold he made pimping out the "beauty" of his half-sister-wife along with a few of those slaves that he also earned as a reward for the "beauty" of Sarah (to help with the hard work)? Ah... wait... neither of them could speak Hebrew as mythological peripatetic Babylonian/Sumerian/Assyrian characters supposedly born and raised to a young age of 75 in Ur and Haran before they purportedly migrated to Canaan to become illegal immigrants there.... maybe if they ever existed they might have actually thought your ideas are רעיונות מטורפים but in its Sumerian/Assyrian equivalent.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

I'm already multilingual. I speak English, French, Esperanto, and a smattering of Icelandic, German, Italian, Spanish, Mandarin Chinese, Irish Gaelic, and Japanese.



Actually, Hebrew is close to the bottom of the "languages I'd like to study" list. I'd rather become more proficient in Icelandic, Chinese, Spanish and German first, then pick up some Russian, Hindi, Arabic, Cree, Farsi and Korean.

It means that you need just some weeks of creative vacation period to learn satisfactory a new language.
If you will have 26 weeks of creative vacation with keeping the same income that you have now, how many languages you can learn satisfactory in this period?
It means that you easy can reach the great
ability to read 4 Books of all 4 world cultures in original!
I think you can be the top manager of one of my great global projects - "6 lingual type of every child according the random sample from all 112 world official languages".
The success of this project gives ability to increase the quantity of native language speakers of each languages from this list on 62500000 persons.
In this way you will save most of those languages cultures from death and degradation in the era of globalization.
Today we have 6 - 7 millions of Holy Resurrected Language native speakers.
The implementation of this project will increase them in 11 times.
Good begining I think.

 

[ddt]

There is to be a world state in which the official and personal spoken languages are to be English and Hebrew, and it is to be ruled from Jerusalem by people whom God will choose by lot.

Its inhabitants are to fast for six days each week, and on the Jewish Sabbath they are to consume ten kilos of food and excrete several kilos of faeces and urine. They are to abstain from productive work for half the year.

I see. Do you think that these ideas will help to advance the Middle East Peace Process? Perhaps you should go to Damascus or Tehran to promote your Peace Plan. If you do, I wish you luck!

Damascus seems like a terrible idea, frankly. Someone did that ~2000 years ago, and see where it got us!

 

[Craig B]

Damascus seems like a terrible idea, frankly. Someone did that ~2000 years ago, and see where it got us!

That time

2 Cor 11:32 In Damascus the governor under Aretas the king kept the city of the Damascenes with a garrison, desirous to apprehend me

I think the modern rulers of Damascus would desire to apprehend Nationalcosmopolitan too. But his worthy predecessor

was let down in a basket through a window in the wall, and so escaped his hands.

I hope that Nationalcosmopolitan will be equally fortunate.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

Hebrew isn't a terribly useful language since so many people who speak it also speak English or another global language. Spanish, French, English and Arabic give you pretty good bang for the buck. I can't see spending time on Hebrew unless there's some specific academic interest.

For principal atheists The Holy Resurrected Language is absolutely useless.
For secular and clerical God believers - the most people of the world that will get real freedom from "New Saturday" lifestyle to know The Holy Resurrected Language is existentially - spirit great value.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

So, out of the thousands of languages in the world, there is a special one which is God's own language? That Israel is God's special country? Do you really believe that? Do you believe that this was the language spoken before the Tower of Babel?

These ideas are not rational. They are primitive concepts from the distant past.

The school children were given the theme of your essay "What is happiness?".
One boy has written only one phrase: "Happiness it is
when people understand you".
For the long world history the main human being dream is the same - to understand each other.
That's why people like this Bible story about single language that after destroying the Tower of Babel has been kept in The Book of Books.
Holy Resurrected Israel is the country were live after the end of galut era "The Jews of all Nations".
It is the situation without prettsedent.
Unfortunately it will not prolong much time if people will not implement my social project.

 

[Craig B]

The school children were given the theme of your essay "What is happiness?".
One boy has written only one phrase: "Happiness it is
when people understand you".
For the long world history the main human being dream is the same - to understand each other.
That's why people like this Bible story about single language that after destroying the Tower of Babel has been kept in The Book of Books.
Holy Resurrected Israel is the country were live after the end of galut era "The Jews of all Nations".
It is the situation without prettsedent.
Unfortunately it will not prolong much time if people will not implement my social project.

Holy Resurrected Israel would not prolong its time by even one single day if it went crazy enough to impose its language and rule on the rest of the countries of the world! Israelis have no desire to do such insane things, any more than they wish to follow your strange diet.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

I celebrate Christmas, a nice pagan holiday;

It means for me that you are the secular man of so called Judeo Christian Civilization.
Maybe you just yet do not have the awareness of this fact.
Most people in the world think that Christmas is the Christian holiday and that Christians are not pagans.

So, the he people who agree with one of your four blocks, do they know they are part of your movement?

No they do not know about this and about my project.
And it is the main problem - to make to know most people in the world about my project.

 

[Nay_Sayer]

For principal atheists everyone The Holy Resurrected Language is absolutely useless.For secular and clerical God believers - the most people of the world that will get real freedom from "New Saturday" lifestyle to know The Holy Resurrected Language is existentially - spirit great value.

FiFY

 

[Craig4]

It means for me that you are the secular man of so called Judeo Christian Civilization.
Maybe you just yet do not have the awareness of this fact.
Most people in the world think that Christmas is the Christian holiday and that Christians are not pagans.

No they do not know about this and about my project.
And it is the main problem - to make to know most people in the world about my project.

No, I'm pretty sure I'm aware that I live in a majority Christian country.

I wouldn't call it a problem that they aren't aware of your project. I see this as a positive.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

I see a major problem with this. Even at the maximum of 9000 kcal/week, that gives an average daily caloric intake of only 1286 kcal per day. This would leave your body in permanent starvation mode, as the recommended daily caloric intake for a sedentary male of your age is over 2000 kcal. You would have to eat 14,000 kcal in order to meet that requirement -- And even more if you're exercising.

You also don't mention how much protein you're eating, but if you're starving yourself 6 days a week I suspect that your body is in a catabolic state, consuming muscle mass for energy on a day-to-day basis.

I reiterate My earlier suggestion that you get a full medical workup with comprehensive bloodwork, lest you do irreversible damage to your body with your starve-and-binge diet.

In philosophical sense I build my freedom by combining incompatible alternate and opposite valuable essences without mixing them.
It is the real and the specific postmodernism - to combining incompatible.
In my case I 6 working days eat as less as possible - zero amount of food and in the 7th Day I eat as much as possible 8000 - 9000 kcal.
Many sportsmen, танцоры,
dancers, dress model persons eat 7000 - 10000 kcal a week.
The soldier of the Chinese army received 1000 kcal.a day and had the huge physical efforts.
I have the same weight - 161 lb as I had in the age of 15 years old.
In that time I had the third place among teenagers of Soviet Army sport clubs in the freestyle wrestling.
After that from 20 till 64 my weight was 220 - 254 lb.
I am on Diet of 7th Day 9.5 months and I feel myself as in the age of 15 years old.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

I believe, based on the above that he is not telling the truth when he tells us he only eats one day a week.

The Diet of the 7th Day and the Great Peristaltic Catharsis of the 7th Day is my great invention and discovery.
I intent to heal people from from overweight and all illness that it gives, from drug addiction, from alcoholism and from smoking by my "To eat only in the 7th Day lifestyle".
I will be very happy if scientists will check and my Diet.

 

[Astreja]

It means that you need just some weeks of creative vacation period to learn satisfactory a new language.

That is not how I learn things. I acquire new skills by small amounts of study done intermittently, not by long sessions. 26 weeks of vacation would only cause My work skills to deteriorate from disuse. I try to never take more than 2 weeks off at a time, and prefer to take only 1 week of vacation 4 times a year.

If you will have 26 weeks of creative vacation with keeping the same income that you have now, how many languages you can learn satisfactory in this period?

I try to only study one language at a time. I'm sure that if I moved to Reykjavik for 26 weeks My Icelandic would be very, very good at the end of that period -- But who would feed My cats and take care of My home while I was away? There's a reason I'm not living in Iceland right this very moment, and that reason won't go away if someone gives Me a 26-week vacation.

It means that you easy can reach the great ability to read 4 Books of all 4 world cultures in original!

I refuse to bother, as I am not interested in reading those 4 books in the original languages. I'd sooner spend that time playing the clarinet.

I think you can be the top manager of one of my great global projects - "6 lingual type of every child according the random sample from all 112 world official languages".

Manager? Manager of your project? Heeheeheeheehee! No, Nationalcosmopolitan, I will not become a manager of your project. In fact, I would sooner see your project fail.

In this way you will save most of those languages cultures from death and degradation in the era of globalization.

I have no interest in "saving" cultures. A culture should be a reflection of the people who live in it, and it should change as they change. If a way of life or a language falls into disuse and fades away into history, that's perfectly okay.

Today we have 6 - 7 millions of Holy Resurrected Language native speakers. The implementation of this project will increase them in 11 times.

It shall not happen. Israel will probably continue to be a Hebrew-speaking nation, but Hebrew will not be widely adopted outside Israel as it's irrelevant to most people.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

So your accurate God given mathematics tells you this. If a man consumes x commodities when he has two weeks' holidays from work a year, then he will consume 13x commodities if he has 26 weeks' holidays a year. So he will eat thirteen breakfasts each day, and own thirteen motor cars if his holiday entitlement is increased by that factor.

Are you sure of this?

I am absolutely sure that the man of weekly symmetrical lifestyle in 26 weeks of his creative vacation period will intent to spend 13 times more money than he usually spends in his 2 weeks a year vacation period.
The man will spend 13 times more money on travelling, on education, on restoran eating, on hotels, on renting cars, on sport educations,etc.
Do not forget that all his family will live in the same weekly symmetrical lifestyle.
Everybody can calculate how many money they spend in their 2 weeks vacation and increase this sum in 13 times.

 

[Astreja]

I am absolutely sure that the man of weekly symmetrical lifestyle in 26 weeks of his creative vacation period will intent to spend 13 times more money than he usually spends in his 2 weeks a year vacation period.
The man will spend 13 times more money on travelling, on education, on restoran eating, on hotels, on renting cars, on sport educations,etc.
Do not forget that all his family will live in the same weekly symmetrical lifestyle.
Everybody can calculate how many money they spend in their 2 weeks vacation and increase this sum in 13 times.

How does someone "spend 13 times more money" if their wages have only gone up 20% and they're working shorter hours?

Furthermore, if you force companies to increase wages by 20%, their costs will go up and all you'll do is worsen the rate of inflation. The amount of disposable income will go down, not up, and people will try to save money rather than wasting it on travel, restaurants and car rentals.

I think you need to take a close look at the mathematics and the economics here, because things don't add up.