I love the RV, I think I saw it in Pahrump, Nevada. Then again, most vehicles in Pahrump look like that. Pahrumpkins are entertaining, at least in small doses.
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4 things that conservatives predicted with an Obama relection
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I love the RV, I think I saw it in Pahrump, Nevada. Then again, most vehicles in Pahrump look like that. Pahrumpkins are entertaining, at least in small doses.
Crossbow
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I was looking forward to the 'Death Panels' because they would produce the greatest 'Help Wanted Ads' ever.
For example:
Help Wanted
Job: Death Panel Participant
Qualifications: the ideal candidate will be a self-starter who has very good communication skills with training and/or experience in Medical, Legal, and Insurance issues.
Also, please note on your resume` if you have ever killed a friend of close relative for money but were never convicted of any felonies.
Note: Incentive Pay will be provided to those who can kill the most in the shortest amount of time with the least amount of paperwork.
For example:
Help Wanted
Job: Death Panel Participant
Qualifications: the ideal candidate will be a self-starter who has very good communication skills with training and/or experience in Medical, Legal, and Insurance issues.
Also, please note on your resume` if you have ever killed a friend of close relative for money but were never convicted of any felonies.
Note: Incentive Pay will be provided to those who can kill the most in the shortest amount of time with the least amount of paperwork.
It's more believable than some gawd being behind it all.
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I love that phrase and intend to steal it.
"Look out for the virus-bear dinosaur."
Although I am leaning toward mixing them up. I do like dinosaur-virus bear and dinosaur-bear virus. They both sound very dangerous - although on the plus side, if your immune system can overcome the dinosaur-bear flu then your constitution is the pinnacle of evolution.
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Yes, calm down, Professor Pedant. It was just a little joke. A lecture is not necessary.
CORed
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The armies of illegal immigrants are here, but they're working in hotels, restaurants and construction sites, not robbing and killing. Of course, that was true long before Obama was elected.
We all know how to avoid viruses, bears, and dinosaurs, I just don't know how well the techniques apply to crazy.
The whole death panels things was mentioned again recently (like 1 wk ago?) on Fox
pgwenthold
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Something like this needs to be publicized a lot more.
Where is the media to call him on the carpet?
Oh, I'm sure he'll just deny either that he really implied that or it has to do with Obama.
332nd
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My favorite was Glenn Beck after the 2012 election predicting that things were gonna get so bad that we would be slung back so far that the only people who would be ok would be those with farmland. I had inherited about 20 acers & had been trying to sell it for 6 years. The Monday after his show a three way bidding war for my land broke out.
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We all know how to avoid viruses, bears, and dinosaurs, I just don't know how well the techniques apply to crazy.
If you are claiming you know how to avoid dinosaurs, then you just might already be infected with the crazy virus.
Joking aside, when facing a person like the RV owner, the best approach is to treat him with a certain amount of respect and dignity (just as one would treat any member of society).
As for the craziness on the side of the vehicle, my response is to simply say (in that over-the-top, Team-America voice) "First Amendment, **** Yeah!"
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That reminds me: I need to buy some stock in firearms companies. If Hillary wins and her election is anything like Barack's, then America is going to set new sales records for ammo and firearms.
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The owner of Hobby Lobby said that if Obamacare went into effect, he would shut down all his stores. Not only is he still in business, but they continue to open new stores. Profits trump ideology any day of the week, and twice on Sundays.
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fishbob
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Because you know that RV is carrying a lot of firepower along with enough crazy to use it.
Puppycow
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Is that real or poe? I can't tell.
The (funny) misspelled word aside, while I know there is a constitutional right to bear arms, I'm pretty sure that bearing arms against the government is not a constitutional right. Quite the opposite.
Anyway, I'm sure the UFO's know what's best for us.
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I think that one never happened. Although emails and blogs said it did.
Allen773
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You mean the same hotels, restaurants, construction sites, and other businesses?
Business owners are a notoriously left-wing demographic, of course.
Armitage72
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You mean the same hotels, restaurants, construction sites, and other businesses?
Business owners are a notoriously left-wing demographic, of course.
Now you're getting into the narrative that Democrats like illegal immigrants because they want to buy their votes with amnesty, Establishment Republicans like illegal immigrants because they want cheap labor, and it's only Real RepublicansTM, i.e. the Tea Party, who know what's best for the country and want to hunt down illegal immigrants, kick them out of the US en masse, and build a wall on the border.
Mafia, Tongs, Bratva, Mexican drug cartels...
Not entirely a bizzaro concept.
ETA: Yakuza
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