This is true, however, you're still not getting it. The claim isn't that the two-tailed coin IS a two-headed coin. The claim is that the two-tailed coin WAS a two-tailed coin, prior to the toss. Just like the married man ISN'T a bachelor when he lands, but he WAS a bachelor before he landed.
If a bachelor can land a married man, then a two-headed coin can land tails. There's no way around it. It is impossible for a bachelor to BE a married man, it's not impossible for a bachelor to LAND a married man. It is impossible for a two-headed coin to BE a two-tailed coin. It is not impossible for a two-headed coin to LAND a two-tailed coin.
For any X, before X lands, X can turn into Y.
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Where you do err is in your obdurate dismissal of the fact that,
if the man that lands is a "married man", he is
not a "bachelor";
if the coin that lands has at least one face showing a "tails:, it is
not a "two-headed coin".
The issue is not, has not been,that the probability of finding an ace-of-spades in a deck of cards that does, in fact,have an ace-of spades is not equal to zero; you actually got that trivial bit correct.
Where you continue to err is in your ongoing insistence that
...If there is no ace of spades in the deck you were handed, then the probability of you finding one is almost zero...
.
Notice the tense of the verb, "is".
If there
...is no ace of spades in the deck...
then the probability of finding an ace of spades is not "almost zero", but, in fact, zero. There is no chance of finding an ace of spades (do pay attention, Fud)
where there is no ace of spades.
The only way for there to be a non-zero chance of finding an ace of spades is for there to be, in fact, an ace of spades in the deck. If there is, in fact, an ace of spades in the deck, than your condition,
...there is no ace of spades in the deck you were handed...
is not true.
The probability of finding an ace of spades, in a deck of cards where it is
true that
...there is no ace of spades...
is not (repeat not) "almost zero", but in fact, zero.
The probability of a coin-with-two-heads landing with a "tails" showing is not almost zero, but zero; if a coin lands showing a "tails", it is not a "two-headed-coin".