Is Bigfoot a conspiracy theory?

Scott Sommers

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I've spent most of my time here posting on the 9/11 forum, but I'd like to know from the Bigfoots, is this a conspiracy theory in the same way as 9/11 or Holocaust denial?
 
I'm not exactly sure I'm parsing your question correctly, but there are certainly some Bigfoot beliefs that have aspects of conspiracy theorism. For example, there are stories surrounding some remains at the Smithsonian that supposedly remains unidentified, that are supposedly the remains of Bigfoot, that supposedly the Smithsonian keeps secret or they 'went missing'. There are stories of Big Lumber, and the government, keeping Bigfoot secret and trying to keep witnesses silent to maintain the status quo.

And more similar stories.

There are a lot of differences between Bigfoot beliefs and conspiracy theorisms, though.
 
That's what I'm wondering about. It would appear to me that there must be a Bigfoot conspiracy going on in the same way Richard Gage and Judy Wood claim the silence of the construction industry about the WTC collapses is a conspiracy. I suspect, and seek correction on, whether or not there is a claim that university researchers and outdoor experts must know there are large bipedal animals roaming the wilderness but refuse to confirm this for whatever reasons they have.
 
Mudcat said:
...For example, there are stories surrounding some remains at the Smithsonian...that supposedly the Smithsonian keeps secret or they 'went missing'. There are stories of Big Lumber, and the government, keeping Bigfoot secret and trying to keep witnesses silent to maintain the status quo.

And more similar stories.

There are a lot of differences between Bigfoot beliefs and conspiracy theorisms, though.
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I dunno, man, but I think that bringing in the Smith and Big Lumber will do for a conspiracy theory, anyway until the real conspiritards get here.

I would opine that belief in almost any way-out carp that doesn't start with the voices in your head just about requires conspiracy thinking. It goes like this:

1. I believe in Bigfoot; thus
2. Evidence for Bigfoot must exist; but
3. This evidence is never forthcoming; therefore
4. SOMEBODY'S COVERING UP!
 
Scott Sommers said:
I suspect, and seek correction on, whether or not there is a claim that university researchers and outdoor experts must know there are large bipedal animals roaming the wilderness but refuse to confirm this for whatever reasons they have.
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Some bigfoot nutters think the US Forest Service is well aware of bigfoot but keeping it quiet. Some also charge a conspiracy against publishing on bigfoot in the mainstream science journals. Both claims are, of course, without merit.

The broader bigfoot conspiracy might be something that we've been exploring in the various bigfoot threads for a few months now. Evidence is mounting that many of the people claiming encounters and claiming belief in bigfoot are simply engaging in a weird form of Live Action Role Play in which the objective is, at least in part, to get us skeptics to respond to their claims. Thus, some of the most vocal pro-bigfoot people don't actually believe in the beast themselves.
 
Well, according to at least one footer, some JREF folks are part of the conspiracy; NSA spooks covering the existence of bigfoots by ridiculing it and its believers, researchers and knowers.

Mind you, we are even supposed to have black helicopters with EMP devices able to erase data from CDs and DVDs. Oh, and F-22s too...
 
How do I get one of those pensions??

Another famous Bigfoot conspiracy is that dozens of Bigfoots were killed in the Mt St. Helens eruption, and several witnesses saw a government triage unit in place to deal with the BF casualties.
 
Hallelujah brother and amen! I was getting a little worried there, but thank gawd somebody started another Bigfoot thread! And with such a "great question" too, far too important to be just a measly derail in one of the other 351,289 Bigfoot threads.

Oh **** I better shut up huh or the mods are gonna turn it into a Merged: thread somewhere. Nevermind.
 
GT/CS said:
How do I get one of those helicopters?!!!
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Form Hu5349980/20089//3456778///0

File in triplicate with your local Resources Supply Center.

(Pilot not included)
 
Be warned that fuel is mostly on your account... NSA bureocracy is so big that when you receive your money back, inflation already eroded it...
 
I think it's pretty well accepted that the Patterson-Gimlin Film (PGF) was an inside job (IJ) filmed in a soundstage on the moon by notorious jew director (NJD) Stanley Kubrick* using one of the ape costumes from 2001: A Space Odyssey**.

Patterson of course was merely a "patsy" or "pattersy", if you will.

Or is "it" "merely" a "coincidence" that the "anagram" of "PATTERSON GIMLIN FILM" is "IMPORTANT SMELLING IF"****?

Follow the monkey people and ask yourself, "cui bono?", or perhaps more to the point, "cui bonobo?".









*Which is of course an anagram of "bulky crankiest"*****.

**Or possibly The Banana Splits (The BS)...unfortunately at this point we may never know, which was of course directed by NJD Richard Donner (RD)******, who went on to foist onto a naive public the notorious "flying man" hoax film (1978).

***Which is of course an anagram of "PWN".

****Bigfoot is undoubtedly "important" to souvenir purveyors all over the Pacific Northwest (PNW)*** and reportedly quite "smelly" and would have been 28 in 1967 "if" he hadn't been killed by Paul McCartney's twin disguised as one, or possibly two, raccoons. This last point unfortunately remains a major bone of contention within the community, leading to much heated debate, yelling, name-calling and in one instance, giggling (though the giggling ******* ******* was never identified).

*****Which is of course an anagram of "Stanley Kubrick"*, notorious NJD (NNJD). If that's even your "real" name "Stanley":rolleyes: (Kubrick to this day remains notoriously silent on the subject).

******Not to be confused with notorious director Alfred Hitchcock, who notoriously directed a film... thats name currently escapes me (1946)********.

********1+9+4+6=20. 2 X 0 = 0. Still think this is all a coincidence, sheeple????????????????????????????????Sorry about that. I think there's something wrong with my keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddthat was weirdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddjhszdljhseflhkjbargjhke5w8o7gyesjlhbregjhbaek,gjhbaerkgj. Sorry again Why doesn't the machine let you edit mistakes in your posts??? Nice job, science!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!8i673q4guykjwhfjkhw.Apologies again.

*******Which is of course an anagram of "As holes".
 
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John,
How many times have i told you to refill your prescription BEFORE you run out, not after???!!!!!!
 
Everything he said is true. Except the bit about Paul McCartney. That seems a little far-fetched.
 
John G, I have actually seen websites written like that.

Usually with black backgrounds...
 
JohnG said:
I think it's pretty well accepted that the Patterson-Gimlin Film (PGF) was an inside job (IJ) filmed in a soundstage on the moon by notorious jew director (NJD) Stanley Kubrick* using one of the ape costumes from 2001: A Space Odyssey**.

Patterson of course was merely a "patsy" or "pattersy", if you will.

Or is "it" "merely" a "coincidence" that the "anagram" of "PATTERSON GIMLIN FILM" is "IMPORTANT SMELLING IF"****?

Follow the monkey people and ask yourself, "cui bono?", or perhaps more to the point, "cui bonobo?".









*Which is of course an anagram of "bulky crankiest"*****.

**Or possibly The Banana Splits (The BS)...unfortunately at this point we may never know, which was of course directed by NJD Richard Donner (RD)******, who went on to foist onto a naive public the notorious "flying man" hoax film (1978).

***Which is of course an anagram of "PWN".

****Bigfoot is undoubtedly "important" to souvenir purveyors all over the Pacific Northwest (PNW)*** and reportedly quite "smelly" and would have been 28 in 1967 "if" he hadn't been killed by Paul McCartney's twin disguised as one, or possibly two, raccoons. This last point unfortunately remains a major bone of contention within the community, leading to much heated debate, yelling, name-calling and in one instance, giggling (though the giggling ******* ******* was never identified).

*****Which is of course an anagram of "Stanley Kubrick"*, notorious NJD (NNJD). If that's even your "real" name "Stanley":rolleyes: (Kubrick to this day remains notoriously silent on the subject).

******Not to be confused with notorious director Alfred Hitchcock, who notoriously directed a film... thats name currently escapes me (1946)********.

********1+9+4+6=20. 2 X 0 = 0. Still think this is all a coincidence, sheeple????????????????????????????????Sorry about that. I think there's something wrong with my keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddthat was weirdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddjhszdljhseflhkjbargjhke5w8o7gyesjlhbregjhbaek,gjhbaerkgj. Sorry again Why doesn't the machine let you edit mistakes in your posts??? Nice job, science!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!8i673q4guykjwhfjkhw.Apologies again.

*******Which is of course an anagram of "As holes".
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Uh, er, yes.
 
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