Losing primary challenger claims winner is a replicant, or something

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Apparently, the incumbent, who won the primary, was executed in the Ukraine some time ago (along with a number of other U.S. politicians), and replaced by a look-alike. This being the case, the election results are obviously invalid.

From his campaign website:

News Person,

The election for U.S. House for Oklahoma’s 3rd District will be contested by the Candidate, Timothy Ray Murray. I will be stating that his votes are switched with Rep. Lucas votes, because it is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011.

This is a situation similar to the Senators’ from Kentucky situation in the 2012 election. I am contesting that this matter has happen since his election was blocked, because of the U.S. Defense Department’s use of Mr. Murray’s DNA. To my knowledge, the U.S. Defense Department has not released to the public that information, as it is their confidential information about many people. Congress is likely wanting me to state that all my DNA used will not result in benefits to people I have never had relations with of a family nature. I have been bound to protect that information unless it causes harm to The People.

The contest of election and or petition will be correctly filed with county election boards and with federal offices. I, Hon. Mr. Timothy Ray Murray, fully meet all Constitutional, Federal and Oklahoma requirements for election and for holding Office if the voters’ results show that is the case.

Thank You for your service in giving Oklahomans great current news and information.

Sincerely,

Hon. Timothy Ray Murray
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isissxn said:
Oh, good, that all makes sense.
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If by that you mean a rambling, rabid conspiratorial word salad ofabsolute nonsense, that is amazing in its unreadability, then I wholeheartedly agree.

Eta: I need to check, if its not been Stundied, it should be.
Eta2: ahh the world is right again. I see it has been added to the candidates for award.
 
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I like how he completely ignores the fact that he placed third, with 5.2% of the vote, and the second-place candidate, Robert Hubbard, received 12% of the vote. No wonder he wants his votes "switched" with the incumbent's, rather than just having the incumbent disqualified. :rolleyes:
 
SpitfireIX said:
I like how he completely ignores the fact that he placed third, with 5.2% of the vote, and the second-place candidate, Robert Hubbard, received 12% of the vote. No wonder he wants his votes "switched" with the incumbent's, rather than just having the incumbent disqualified. :rolleyes:
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I didn't even think of that! Honestly, if he lives in a world where "we know that it is possible to use look alike artificial or manmade replacements," I don't think he's going to be tripped up by that bit of illogic.

What troubles me as much as anything is the fact that his 5.2% share of the vote represents over 3400 people. :boggled:
 
SpitfireIX said:
I like how he completely ignores the fact that he placed third, with 5.2% of the vote, and the second-place candidate, Robert Hubbard, received 12% of the vote. No wonder he wants his votes "switched" with the incumbent's, rather than just having the incumbent disqualified. :rolleyes:
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I really feel for the electors involved.

What with a replicant in first, this guy in third, and a Hubbard in second....
 
Just because someone is a replicant, it doesn't mean they aren't the best candidate.
 
jaydeehess said:
If by that you mean a rambling, rabid conspiratorial word salad ofabsolute nonsense, that is amazing in its unreadability, then I wholeheartedly agree.

Eta: I need to check, if its not been Stundied, it should be.
Eta2: ahh the world is right again. I see it has been added to the candidates for award.
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Yeah, that's what I meant.
 
I will NEVER use Artificial Intelligence look alike to voice what

The Representative’s Office is doing nor own a robot look alike.
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Now that's a stump speech!
 
JohnG said:
Pro tip: Don't ask them about their mothers.
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I'm finally starting to understand American politics. If the new replicant president reads the Gettysburg Address, Americans will be immediately able to impeach him for lying.

Four score and seven years ago, our fathers, brought forth on this continent.....
 
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