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frank lucas

  1. shemp

    Oklahoma Republican claims opponent is dead, replaced with body double.

    Oklahoma Republican claims opponent is dead, replaced with body double. And from his campaign website: Seems simple enough. Just get a court to order that Rep. Frank Lucas be brought before a doctor and checked to see if he's a human or a body-double robot. What's so crazy about that?
  2. Neutiquam Erro

    Losing primary challenger claims winner is a replicant, or something

    Apparently, the incumbent, who won the primary, was executed in the Ukraine some time ago (along with a number of other U.S. politicians), and replaced by a look-alike. This being the case, the election results are obviously invalid. From his campaign website:
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