maxpower1227
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- Aug 25, 2007
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From my FB feed:
I called my local Hobby Lobby and asked how much it would be if I need surgery on my knee.
"I don't know, we're not a health care provider."
I then asked if I could come down to their store for confession.
"No! We're not a church."
Exactly!!
My favorite response so far:
"Dear Justice Alito,
I am a Charismatic Christian. Instead of health insurance, I would like to provide my employees with snakes. May I purchase them all gift cards to Reptile World and call it a day?"