TragicMonkey
Poisoned Waffles
I feel any business with such an idiotic name deserves to fail regardless of its owner's insane politics. "Hobby Lobby"? I can appreciate that many four-year-olds and mental patients find rhyming clever, but in this case it's completely forced because nobody refers to a store as a "lobby". It's not what the word means. It's like if I opened a store that sold sinks and called it "Sink Rink" because "rink" rhymes with sink and is a place...except that a rink is a place for skating, not a place to purchase sinks. Or anything, really. "Hobby Lobby" just sounds stupider and stupider the more you think upon it. At the risk of sounding unduly harsh, whoever named the place should have their kneecaps hammered in backwards. Preferably in a room labelled "Hammer Slammer".