Zoo Lion Kills Man

Pat Robertson once healed a man of being eaten by lion. The guy's faith wasn't strong enough though so he came out all brown and goopy.
 
There used to be a guy here called "Ex-Lion Tamer." He got all huffy with us and cried and ran away because some of us demanded he prove some of the things he said.

Months later, a new guy named "Orwell" showed up here. It didn't take long to bust him as being one and the same as the erstwhile "Ex-Lion Tamer," though he vigorously denied it at first.

"Orwell" hasn't been here for several days. The timing of his disappearance seems to eerily coincide with this story.

They tell me "Orwell" has been suspended. I fear the truth is much, much darker.
 
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