Your past life

[BillyJoe]

I was a female.
Naturally, learning from my mistake, I came back as a male.

 

[Foolmewunz]

I'm evidently a former spy from 825 in what is now Northern Turkey. This will come as further proof, no doubt, to YinYinWang, who's convinced that Wolfman and I are currently agents for the Communist Chinese.

Have some fun - go read through their forums. It's like JREF Bizarro World. Everything that's been written here in skeptic threads? Why just reverse the words.... Warning: You may need to keep a copy each of something by Kant, Darwin and Wittgenstein handily positioned near your monitor. A brief escape from their forums into the world of logic will allow you to read on without starting to speak in tongues.



I was going to nominate this guy for Teh Stundies, but it's just a bit of stupidity... which, of course, I'll share with you.

I volunteer with a man who was actually born in Rangoon to Indian parents, so I didn't mean that I didn't know ANYTHING about Burma, which at one time was called Zanzibar. Did you know that? I just meant that there is so much one sided information coming out of the country that it is hard to find a balanced viewpoint, although the massacre certainly tips the scales in one direction. I guess it's another case of Majority/Minority.

See? He knows a lot about Burma! It was once many thousands of miles away, off the coast of Africa.

 

[Minadin]

Here's mine:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Sumatra around the year 1350. Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

 

[Pope130]

Here's mine:

"You were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Scotland around the year 1400. Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people."


The "banker, userer, moneylender or judge" profession seems to be disproportionaly popular. I do like the Scotland part.

Robert

 

[ShowerComic]

Hmm:

Current life - Paranoid cryptographer afraid someone will find out my Birthday and steal my identity, only to discover HA HA nobody ever sends me a Birthday present

Ok, so I made most of that up. But I did notice everyone born on my birthday had the same past life.

" .. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller." -- most popular occupations in 1475. : ?

"Cold-blooded and calm in any situation." -- reminds me of a cartoon:
An Alligator on trial: "Of course I killed him in cold blood! I'm a reptile"

 

[ChaoticLimbs]

In my previous incarnation, I was about 4000 chickens, some dirt, wheat, hundreds of cows, spinach, broccoli, 3 goats, 2 brussels sprouts and one shiny penny.

 

[Nogbad]

It is a little bit pish isn't it? Full of anachronisms and everybody born on the same date had the same past life. If it was funny it might just get away with it but as it stands....

Death clock is better

 

[hubbub2]

Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Phillippines around the year 900. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals.

Okayeee...I was some sort of Philipino writer/actor/tele-evangelist, male (still am) and born around the year 900.

For someone 1,107 years old, I think I'm in pretty good shape.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character...

Um, does that mean I kick bunnies and kittens? I'd rather not! (how's that for ruthless?)

...carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will...

That makes me sound like I'm Bruce Lee (be like water, my friend).

...Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.

...you mean..(sniff)...NOBODY LOVES ME??? (sob)(boo-hoo)(cry)!

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins.

...Captain Goodguy...Superhero-at-Large.

All global problems have similar origins.

Yes...except when they don't.

Do you remember now?

I don't even remember last Tuesday.

 

[Damien Evans]

Did the Aborigines build many roads in 1600? If they did, were there many women who spent their lives doing this?

No. The Aborigines had no need for roads, so they didn't build any. Remarkable people, the Aborigines. Fascinating culture. I'd love to go back in time 1000 years and observe them pre european contact.

 

[rtalman]

[SIZE=+2]Your past life diagnosis:[/SIZE] I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Saudi Arabia around the year 1850. Your profession was that of a digger, undertaker.

Would a woman in 19th century Saudi Arabia be allowed a profession, much less undertaker?

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.

Sure, the digger who would be Queen!

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.

MOVE OVER AL GORE! I smell a Nobel!

 

[Miss Whiplash]

Mine left me all tingly:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Siberia around the year 1175. Your profession was that of a librarian, priest or keeper of tribal relics.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.

What was I doing between 1175 and the latter half of the 20th century, though?

 

[tracer]

Does this site ever say, "Sorry, you had no past life. You're the first ever incarnation of you. Tough luck, kid!" ?