Your Favorite TAM6 Memories?

The Central Scrutinizer said:
Who did I marry? If you say Rebecca, then I must have been passed out drunk.
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I think I figured it out: Rebecca discovered a way to clone herself, so she could get more work done, at a time. But, a rather unfortunate consequence of this, is that Scrut had to marry every single one of the clones, in order for him to have all of Rebecca, all to himself. He did all this, just so he could keep a very watchful eye on his mortal enemey, in the form of those Rebeccas. But, of course, in order to go through with the whole painful, repetetive process, he had to get pissed drunk, like he'd never been drunk before.

See, that explains everything: The multiple Best Mans, the arrest and confessions of so many woos (No way they could stand up to that many skeptical Rebeccas concentrated in one area), the giraffe on the shuttle bus, etc.!

I'm telling you! It's gotta be the troooth!!
 
The most shocking moment was when Penn announced he had become a born again Christian and began trying to save everyone. My favorite moment was the one immediately after that, when Teller began yelling and beating Penn until he regained his senses.
 
The big lezz-off in the jello pool.

You remember, the one where it turned out that hot chick was really a guy with moobs. My, how we laughed. Then we beat him to death.
 
Six months from now, someone new to the forum is going to read this thread and think:

"I am so going to TAM7!"​
 
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tkingdoll said:
The big lezz-off in the jello pool.

You remember, the one where it turned out that hot chick was really a guy with moobs. My, how we laughed. Then we beat him to death.
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Yeah, that was fun!

I can't believe UnrepentantSinner didn't know that "chick" was a guy while he was making out with "her".
 
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RSLancastr said:
Six months from now, someone new to the forum is going to read this thread and think:

"I am so going to TAM7!"​
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That, or delete their JREF bookmark and run every piece of anti-virus software they can find. :eek:
 
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Has everyone else's rash gone away yet?
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I never got the rash, as I knew better than to join everyone in that game of naked, oily Twister. Would this be the time to say, "I told you so..."?

However, I am still seeing those funny little green spots in my vision. What the hell was that stuff we smoked?! :boggled:
 
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