Vortigern99
Sorcerer Supreme
Also not disproven AFA(Bubba)K, and therefore each merits its own thread:
- My feet are made of leprechauns
- The Pope is a transgender hippopotamus
- Bigfoot "Patty" is my grandmother/lesbian lover
- The Loch Ness Monster ate my science homework
- Jesus lives in my heart; his robes are clogging my aorta
- Hot goblins are responsible for global warming
- Ghosts haunt my pants
- In a past life Obama was Mohammed
- Whatever malarkey Bubba's next thread will be about